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The Obama impeachment song.

The impeachment song: (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”

Please impeach me, let me go

I can’t usurp it any more

Make decisions is a chore

and bargain, it is to me a bore.

I believed in change and hope.

It changed for worse, I cannot cope

I began to sulk and mope

I am at the end of my rope.

I have had all I can take

Dethrone me now for goodness sake

Lest a bigger mess I make

So check my credentials, I’m a fake.

I was made in U.S.A.,

but born in Kenya, so they say.

ineligible to play

commander, defrock me, don’t delay.

Nothing I did was a hit.

I acted more like a nit-wit.

Dad was just a drunken Brit.

Depose me, I’m not allowed to quit.

Please, I am but one lame duck

The grizzly moms have too much pluck

I am scared they’ll go amok

So boot me, your country starts to suck.

Sacrificed the SEAL team six

I heaved them all the old deep-six

Add Grand Treason to the mix

Disbar me! This dog has no more tricks.

Fast and Furious was my pace

And that’s how I would win the race.

It did blow up in my face

So launch me somewhere to outer space.

Fourteen more verses (I keep adding impeachable offenses) are found in:

Two more verses to the Impeachment song

The song keeps growing and has now 18 verses:

Sharyl Atkisson, the latest verse in the impeachment song.

And now it has 21 verses:

Obama changes the law so illegal aliens can get Obamacare. Verse 21 in the impeachment song.

Now it has 22 verses:https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/05/verse-22-of-the-obama-impeachment-song-obama-the-muslim-brother/

Verse 23: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/14/verse-23-of-the-impeachment-song-the-surprising-loss-of-yemen/

Obama, debt limit, social security and priorities. A Limerick.

Obama said in mid July 2011 “I’ll be turning fifty in one week”. According to his “Birth Certificate” his official birthday was not until Aug 4. Maybe he was born a few weeks earlier in Kenya? Be that as it may, if he doesn’t get an increase in the debt ceiling he does not know if the Social Security checks can be paid. This is my interpretive Limerick of what he really meant:

“I don’t really care if the seniors get paid.

We used up the trust fund in our last raid.

There is just enough cash

For my own birthday bash.

Nothing else matters, so be not dismayed.”

We can no longer go to the Moon. China will! A Limerick.

It was the 20th of July 1969 and my wife and I had been in the U.S. for a little over a year. We were sitting in the living room watching the moon landing and saw real live feed from the moon. President Nixon said in for him an unusally excited voice “This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation.” Well, those were the days:

And here is the limerick:

Forty-two years ago was “a small step for man”

Too bad as a nation we no longer can.

As NASA deserts us

And “science” perverts us

We are in retreat with no sensible plan.

A Chinese official kicked off an international robotics conference in Shanghai by confirming China plans to send a robot to the moon within two years and aims to bring a lunar sample home by 2017.

Hobbits for Palin. A Limerick.

The “Hobbits for Palin”, so spoke John McCain

Implying the “Tea Party” vote was in vain.

It’s business as usual

Our future not crucial

Pile debt upon debt, it is Washington’s gain.

A Limerick about terrorist Hobbits from flyover states.

The logic coming from the left never ceases to amaze me. How did they equate Republicans with terrorists?

The only way I can come up with for now goes like this: A few months ago, a Norwegian, Anders Behring Brevik bombed a Norwegian government building in Oslo, much like the Oklahoma City bomber, but unlike Timothy McVeigh he did not flee, but killed a large number of youth in a social democratic political indoctrination camp, wanting to be captured alive so he could forward his political ideology, documented in a 1500+ page manifesto.

NY Times immediately declared he was a “radical right wing fundamentalist Christian”. In his manifesto he stated he was a culturally conservative agnostic, advocating respect for Norway’s Viking and Christian heritage .

When that didn’t work the Daily Mail (U.K.) noted that he advocated a European version of the Tea Party, which is supported by Sarah Palin.

Here is the logical chain: Anders Brevik is a terrorist. He advocates a Tea Party. Ergo: All tea party supporters are terrorists.

John McCain quoted the Wall street Journal on the Senate floor and called the tea party supporters Hobbits. The thoughts led to the following Limerick:

Terrorist Hobbits from flyover states!

Palin supporters, the left us berates.

Let us pick up the fight.

And so do what is right.

Love one another! The left only hates.

Evergreen Solar is bankrupt, assets sold to China. A Limerick.

One of President Obama’s pet green companies has filed for bankruptcy.
After millions in subsidies the 135 remaining people were laid off. Watching a bankruptcy process unfold is like watching the slow death of a company. Evergreen Solar, which announced the bankruptcy filing back in August, has sold is core assets for $6 million and some shares of the buyer, China Private Equity Investment Holdings.
Evergreen Solar is really bankrupt
Got millions in subsidies – all is corrupt.
Many green jobs were lost –
went to China – at cost.
Get rid of Obama! The ante is upped.

The department of Jobs. Really? A Limerick.

The Obama administration may merge the Department of Commerce, the Office of the United States Trade Representative and some economic divisions at the State Department into a new agency, administration officials said. Possible names include the Department of Jobs or the Department of Competitiveness.

Bureaucracy cannot create any jobs –

Except its own, it is growing like blobs.

All initiative lost

As it increases cost.

We are watching the money the lobby lobs.

Is Obama hitting the skids? A Limerick.

Against ugly backdrop of empty skids

The Nation’s economy’s on the skids.

Barack is shift-blaming

and Congress defaming.

Obama’s own standing is hitting the skids.

Obama the Post Turtle, a Limerick.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year-old rancher, who’s hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a “Post Turtle”. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a “Post Turtle” was. The old rancher said, “when you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a “post turtle”.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “you know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb @$$ put him up there to begin with.”

Post turtle, post turtle, why are you there?
Soros is evil and he put me here.
I have to come down’
I am but a clown,
for I don’t belong in the stratosphere.