Democrat campaign bus dumps a load. A Limerick.


The “Forward Together” bus passing through Lawrenceville, Georgia, dumping human waste in a storm drain (Credit: Mike Robins)

They dumped all their poop down the drain

A Hazmat team called, but in vain

Team “forward together”

did reek. Not too clever.

Disgusting. Do they have a brain?

So much for the Democrats concern for the environment.

One more verse to the Hillary Nursery rhyme: Jail for Hillary?

“If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation because there has never been so many lies, so much deception,” Trump said to Clinton during Sunday’s presidential debate, referring to her use of a private email server as Secretary of State. “We’re going to have a special prosecutor.”

“It’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country,” Clinton said in response.

“Because you’d be in jail,” Trump retorted.

This adds one more verse to the Hillary Nursery rhyme:

Hillary, Hillary, where have you been?

“It’s none of your business, for I am the queen.”


Hillary, Hillary, will you be in jail?

“I always escape. I will not fail.”

The whole nursery rhyme:

Poor Haiti. The earthquake, the Clinton Foundation and now hurricane Matthew. A Limerick.

matthewHurricane Matthew from weather satellite, just before landfall in Haiti as a category 4 hurricane.

The evil-eyed Matthew from space

Dear Lord, the Haitians need grace

First the earthquake hit land,

then the hurricane, and

the Clinton Foundation disgrace.

from Dinesh D’Souza’s new book, Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party.
In January 2015 a group of Haitians surrounded the New York offices of the Clinton Foundation. They chanted slogans, accusing Bill and Hillary Clinton of having robbed them of “billions of dollars.” Two months later, the Haitians were at it again, accusing the Clintons of duplicity, malfeasance, and theft. And in May 2015, they were back, this time outside New York’s Cipriani, where Bill Clinton received an award and collected a $500,000 check for his foundation. “Clinton, where’s the money?” the Haitian signs read. “In whose pockets?” Said Dhoud Andre of the Commission Against Dictatorship, “We are telling the world of the crimes that Bill and Hillary Clinton are responsible for in Haiti.”

Haitians like Andre may sound a bit strident, but he and the protesters had good reason to be disgruntled. They had suffered a heavy blow from Mother Nature, and now it appeared that they were being battered again — this time by the Clintons. Their story goes back to 2010, when a massive 7.0 earthquake devastated the island, killing more than 200,000 people, leveling 100,000 homes, and leaving 1.5 million people destitute. The devastating effect of the earthquake on a very poor nation provoked worldwide concern and inspired an outpouring of aid money intended to rebuild Haiti. Countries around the world, as well as private and philanthropic groups such as the Red Cross and the Salvation Army, provided some $10.5 billion in aid, with $3.9 billion of it coming from the United States.

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Verse 98 of the Obama impeachment song: The eulogy of whom?

President Barack Obama in Israel for the funeral of former Israeli president Shimon Peres pointed out that both he and Peres had “unlikely” lives.

“I think our friendship was rooted in the fact that I could somehow see myself in his story, and maybe he could see himself in mine,” he said.

This leads to verse 98 of the Obama impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

Shimon Peres eulogy;

An effort in futility.

Narcissistic as could be,

the person I talked about was me.

Here is the complete impeachment song:

One more verse to the Hillary Nursery rhyme: Hillary Clinton cross eyed.


This adds one more verse to the Hillary Nursery rhyme:

Hillary, Hillary, where have you been?

“It’s none of your business, for I am the queen.”


Hillary, Hillary, what’s with your eyes?

“Oh, nothing compared to my failures and lies.”

The whole nursery rhyme:

Cut methane by 40%? California tries to legislate flatulence. A limerick.

On September 19, 2916 Governor Jerry Brown signed into law a bill (SB 1383) that requires the state to cut methane emissions from dairy cows and other animals by 40% by 2030.  The bill is yet another massive blow to the agricultural industry in the state of California that has already suffered from the Governor’s passage of a $15 minimum wage and a recent bill that makes California literally the only state in the entire country to provide overtime pay to seasonal agricultural workers after working 40 hours per week or 8 hours per day (see “California Just Passed A $1.7 Billion Tax On The Whole Country That No One Noticed“).

According to a statement from Western United Dairymen CEO, Anja Raudabaugh, California’s Air Resources Board wants to regulate animal methane emissions even though it admits there is no known method for achieving the the type of reduction sought by SB 1383.

cowbackpacksMaybe like this?

In Climate Change remedy tools

both Kerry and Jerry are fools.

Do away with methane,

no more fart? That’s insane.

Enteric digestion still rules.