Tag: Limericks

Obama in Laos insulted, vacillates. A Limerick.

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VIENTIANE, Laos (AP) — President Barack Obama on Monday became the first sitting U.S. president to step foot in the isolated Southeast Asian nation of Laos, opening a three-day visit meant to rebuild trust and close a dark chapter in the shared history between the two countries. During the Vietnam war about 80 million cluster bombs did not explode, leaving tennis ball-sized “bombies” littering the impoverished countryside to wound and kill unsuspecting people.

In Laos, the one-party communist state tightly controls public expression but is using its moment in the spotlight as host of the annual meeting of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations to open up to outsiders.

But the blowback is not coming from Laos, but from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, that on Monday lashed out at Barack Obama as the “son of a whore” in response to Obama’s plan to question Duterte about his country’s savage drug war that has claimed more than 2,400 lives.

“You must be respectful. Do not just throw away questions and statements. Son of a whore, I will curse you in that forum.”

After that outburst, Obama refused to say if he still wished to meet with  Duterte in Laos as he had previously stated.

As on cue, after only one day of vacillation after these insults Obama retreated and called off the meeting he had previously requested.

Obama is chicken Vientiane.

Duterte insults, ’cause he can.

“You’re the son of a whore”

“you can’t push us no more.”

Another appeasement began.

 

 

Obama got snubbed in China. A Limerick.

A picture tells a thousand words.

U.S. President Barack Obama arrives on Air Force One at Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Airport in Hangzhou in eastern China's Zhejiang province, Saturday, Sept. 3, 2016. President Obama hopes to highlight his administration's ongoing commitment to the G20 as the premier forum for international economic cooperation as well as the U.S. rebalance to Asia and the Pacific. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
U.S. President Barack Obama arrives on Air Force One at Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Airport in Hangzhou in eastern China’s Zhejiang province, Saturday, Sept. 3, 2016. President Obama hopes to highlight his administration’s ongoing commitment to the G20 as the premier forum for international economic cooperation as well as the U.S. rebalance to Asia and the Pacific. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Obama got snubbed in Hangzhou

Deplaned like like the maintenance crew

The Chinese make the rules

They do treat us as fools.

No peace, it’s appeasement, part two.

Isaiah 57: 18-21 I have seen their ways, but I will heal them;
    I will guide them and restore comfort to Israel’s mourners,
     creating praise on their lips.
Peace, peace, to those far and near,”
    says the Lord. “And I will heal them.”
 But the wicked are like the tossing sea,
    which cannot rest,
    whose waves cast up mire and mud.
 “There is no peace,” says my God, “for the wicked.”

 

The Clinton server hacked. A Limerick

An unknown individual using the encrypted privacy tool Tor to hide their tracks accessed an email account on a Clinton family server, the FBI revealed September 2.

Corrupted was Hillary’s server.

All blackberries lost did disserve her.

For the hackers used Tor

to pry open the door

and hack with abandon and fervor.

 

 

 

Verse 97 of the Obama impeachment song: John Kerry’s solution to terrorism.

During Secretary of State John Kerry’s first official visit to Bangladesh, he met with top Bangladeshi government officials and held a press conference at the Edward M. Kennedy Center in Dhaka. In light of recent terror attacks in that country, Kerry addressed the problem of terrorism, including root causes and how the terrorists spread their message. The secretary said that the media could “do us all a service” by reducing coverage of terror attacks.

Remember this: No country is immune from terrorism. It’s easy to terrorize. Government and law enforcement have to be correct 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. But if you decide one day you’re going to be a terrorist and you’re willing to kill yourself, you can go out and kill some people. You can make some noise. Perhaps the media would do us all a service if they didn’t cover it quite as much. People wouldn’t know what’s going on. (Applause.)…

This leads to verse 97 of the Obama impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

Kerry found a way to peace

Don’t mention terror, it will cease!

Radical Islamists please

Appeasement is still our centerpiece!

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

The Hillary – Huma connection. A Limerick

The Hillary – Huma connection

redacted before the election.

For their e-mails must be

too salacious to see.

Too secret for Congress inspection.

The FBI has now in its possession over 15000 of the “personal” e-mails that Hillary deleted from her unsecured private server,  and from other sources. We may or may not see them before the election.

But, as reported by WND – Judicial Watch’s release this week of 725 pages of State Department emails involving Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin demonstrates the Obama administration considers a large percentage of the emails sent through Clinton’s private server too sensitive for Congress or the American public to read.

Of the 725 pages, more than 250 pages were 100 percent redacted, many with “PAGE DENIED” stamped in bold.

Judicial Watch said the new cache includes previously unreleased email exchanges in which former Abedin “provided influential Clinton Foundation donors special, expedited access to the secretary of state.”

Judicial Watch added that in many instances, the preferential treatment provided to donors was at the specific request of Clinton Foundation executive Douglas Band.

Previous releases of Clinton emails have forced the Obama administration to admit highly sensitive State Department information was transmitted over Clinton’s private email server.

On July 7, Charles McCullough, the inspector general of the intelligence community for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, in testimony before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, admitted his office did not have the security clearances required to read the emails transmitted over Clinton’s private email server that Congress was demanding to see.

Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, generated the response by asking McCullough if he could provide the committee, in a secure format, the classified emails transmitted over Clinton’s private email server.

“I cannot provide a certain segment of them because the agency that owns the information for those emails has limited the distribution on those,” McCullough explained. “They are characterizing them as OrCon, ‘originator control,’ so I can’t give them to even Congress without getting the agency’s permission to provide them.”

“Which agency?” Chaffetz interjected.

“I can’t say that in an open hearing sir,” McCullough replied.

“So you can’t even tell me which agency won’t allow us, as members of Congress, to see something that Hillary Clinton allowed somebody without a security clearance, in a non-protected format to see. That’s correct?” Chaffetz responded, in obvious disbelief.

McCullough responded that he could not tell the committee in an open hearing even what the emails were about, let alone reveal their specific contents.

“I don’t want to violate that, but the concern is it was already violated by Hillary Clinton,” Chaffetz told the IG. “It was her choice, and she set it up, and she created this problem, and she created this mess. We shouldn’t have to go through this, but she did that.”

“This is the segment of emails that I had to have people in my office read-in to particular programs to even see these emails,” McCullough responded. “We didn’t posses the required clearances.”

“So even the Inspector General for ODNI (Office of the Director of National Intelligence) didn’t have the requisite security clearances?” Chaffetz pressed, seeking to clarify McCullough’s statement.

“That’s correct. I had to get read-ins for them,” McCullough said.

“Wow,” Chaffetz said. “Unbelievable. What a mess.”

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2016/08/13-of-abedin-emails-100-redacted/#ZCK7QC0EF9ThIzYq.99

 

Donald Trump upsets Obama and Hillary by visiting flood damaged Louisiana, a Limerick.

So Trump went to East Baton Rouge

and saw that the damage was yuuge.

This Obama ignored,

so the polls get re-scored.

For Dems: “After us the deluge.”

From WND reporter:

Flood victims, sorting through their belongings and working on their homes, waved to Trump’s motorcade as it made its way through devastated neighborhoods.

“Thank you for coming, Mr. Trump,” one woman screamed.

“We knew you would be here for us!” another shouted.

The candidates later visited Greenwell Springs Baptist Church in Baton Rouge, where volunteers were preparing meals for the needy.

“The president says he doesn’t want to come, he is trying to get out of a golf game,” said Trump.

“I heard he wants to stay under par while we are under water,” said Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council and Trump supporter, who was in attendance.

“He will never be under par.” quipped Trump.

Trump’s new campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said he and Pence would be “going to help people on the ground who are in need.”

Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is taking a break from the campaign trail on Friday and isn’t expected to make another public appearance until Sunday, when she will attend a fundraiser with singer and actress Cher.

 

It is encouraging that Mr. Trump highlighted where the real relief effort is: Not from the Government but from concerned people like Rev. Franklin Graham and Tony Perkins, representing the millions of Christians getting involved.

 

 

Verse 95 of the Obama impeachment song: Why Obama says ISIL.

Obama and all his cabinet and active generals call ISIS (the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) ISIL (the Islamic state of Iraq and the Levant). This must mean he sends a signal to all his Muslim friends that Israel is part of the Islamic interest sphere. Take a look at the Geographic area called the Levant:

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This leads to verse 95 of the Obama impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

I say ISIL all the day.

ISIS is right, to my dismay.

I will Israel betray

and give it to ISIL, come what may.

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Record July cold from Greenland. Early winter? A Limerick.

aws_gc_netOn August 1, 2016 the Danish Meteorological Institute’s measuring station registered an appalling -30.7 ° C at the ice cap’s summit as the month of July expired. (elevation 10500 feet)

“This is the lowest temperature for July we have from this station,” said DMI senior climatologist John Cappelen.

The previous record was -27.7 ° C on 30 July 1992.

Winter came early to Greenland

Nature has dealt it a mean hand.

It begins to unfold,

record temperature cold.

Melting? In fantasy dreamland.

 

 

More terror worse than ISIS. First HFC’s, then Methane. Obama, Kerry, Sanders, Clinton full of delusion. A Limerick.

The air in the air Londonderry

is terror, says charlatan Kerry.

HFC’s must depart,

next we go for the fart:

Desist! No more dairy in Derry!

From European Commission Global Methane Reduction Actions
Methane emissions vary considerably by sector with the agriculture sector accounting for 50% of the total emissions. The development of the top six sources of anthropogenic methane emissions between 1990 and 2010 in the EU are shown below and demonstrate the success of the EU and national efforts.
While agriculture and waste are accounting for 81 % of total EU methane emissions fugitive emissions from the energy sector are below
the global figures and account for 19 %. Oil &Gas and coal exploration are a minor source and are expected to decline over the next decades.
Meanwhile back in North America: The time is right for a continental approach to methane reductions. June 2016, President Peña Nieto, President Obama and Prime Minister Trudeau met in Ottawa for the North American Leaders’ Summit (NALS), and energy and environment issues were ripe topic for trilateral cooperation.

After all, it was North American action at NALS that catalyzed global action on hydrofluorocarbons (HFCs), another dangerous greenhouse gas, when the three countries proposed a joint amendment to the Montreal protocol in 2009. Similarly, cooperative action on methane at the next NALS would further solidify the countries’ climate leadership and could catalyze global action. Without question, Mexico joining the United States and Canada methane reduction goal of 40-45% is the largest climate commitment NALS can deliver.