Category: limerick

Hillary Clinton, the figurehead. A Limerick.

Was Hillary out of the loop?

No limit how low she did stoop.

As the ship of state bled

She just thought that she lead.

With her there’s no way to recoup.

One learns quite interesting facts from Hillary’s released e-mails. She used her personal email exclusively for communication. But during superstorm Sandy her e-mail server was down for 12 days, and nobody seemed to mind. This is what one released e-mail stated:

“This reply shows how far behind I am in responding to emails! Between losing my internet/berry service for two weeks during Sandy and jet lagging around the world, I’m not sure what I never received but am trying to crawl out from under the ones that are piled up in my in box.”

Can you get more out of the loop than that? Never mind the 3 a.m. call, but two weeks?

Seven months before Clinton left office, a top aide suggested to her that she still had “plenty of time” to “run up the score on total countries” and set a globe-trotting goal of 110 countries, according to an e-mail.

This is standard practice for how an organization works. If they are saddled with a useless top manager, to get anything done they urge the manager to take trips. Hillary fell for it, hook, line and sinker, and so the State department managed to sort of work in spite of Hillary Clinton.

Pope Francis compares Christians to ISIS. A Limerick.

The Pope compares Christians with ISIS

The Catholic Church is in crisis.

Jesus said: Go in peace.

may disciples increase.

but ISIS an evil device is.

Pope Francis’ specific words, according to an English interpretation of his comments: “Today, I don’t think that there is a fear of Islam as such but of ISIS and its war of conquest, which is partly drawn from Islam. It is true that the idea of conquest is inherent in the soul of Islam. However, it is also possible to interpret the objective in Matthew’s Gospel, where Jesus sends his disciples to all nations, in terms of the same idea of conquest.”

The last 3 verses of the Gospel of Matthew states:18 Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. 19 Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20 and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.”

What was Jesus command? The Apostle John quotes Jesus in John 15: 12 My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.

The command is not collective, but individual, a shared love, a giving love, and has nothing to do with socialism.

Nor did Jesus ever say: Let the Romans do it.

This is quite a contrast to the way of ISIS. They believe in total state control, under a Caliph.

Hillary Clinton, the crooked. A Limerick.

Is Hillary crooked, or what?

But qualified? Anything but.

in Benghazi four died.

To the parents she lied.

She didn’t care diddily squat.

To add insult to injury, when confronted by the parents claim she blamed a video for the Benghazi “incident”, she claimed she didn’t say that and that the parents were the ones who lied.

All politicians lie. Bill Clinton lied when he claimed he took over an economy in shambles, even though we were out of the recession for 22 months before he took office. Obama lied that he took over the worst economy since the great depression, but it turned around before any of the stimulus money was spent.

Hillary’s lies are of a different type. She goes after people, not politicians and try to destroy them. This in my opinion disqualifies her for any political office.

Verse 86 of the Obama Impeachment song. Gender denial.

Longtime family expert and advocate Tony Perkins of the influential Family Research Council says there is a solution to the radically leftist ideas coming out of the Obama administration as the president opens all stops in trying to establish his legacy.

Impeachment.

The suggestion came on Friday after the Obama administration issued a rule mandating open bathrooms in schools across the country to satisfy demands from transgenders.

Perkins released a statement on his organization’s website condemning the idea.

“Once again the Obama administration is going beyond the limits of their constitutional authority to rewrite laws legally adopted by Congress. Under the guise of ‘protecting students from discrimination,’ these federal agencies are using the bully pulpit to strip parents and local school districts of the right to provide a safe learning environment for their children,” he said.

“Parents should demand that school boards not sacrifice the safety of the children out of fear of losing federal funding, which on average only amounts to about nine cents of every educational dollar. It is also time for the Republican leadership in Congress to act and rein in this administration. Bottom line, the president’s decree should be resisted with every legal and moral instrument we have available to us in this country,” he said.

“If the American people do not speak up now on an issue like this, there’s no limit to what President Obama’s administration, or future liberal presidents, will be emboldened to do.”

In an interview with Fox News’ Todd Starnes, Perkins elaborated.

“If the president chooses to go forward with this outrageous order – then Congress should begin impeachment proceedings,” he said.

Starnes called the Obama administration’s move a “cultural bombshell.”

This brings us to verse 86 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

Can a woman be a man?

Why, yes, indeed I say you can.

No more gender, that’s my plan.

I no longer know how life began.

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

(Source: http://www.wnd.com/2016/05/family-advocate-impeach-obama-over-bathrooms/#AUkH8JAIDiewkYWy.99 )

Hillary Clinton’s “security inquiry”, an FBI criminal investigation. A Limerick.

Even though Hillary Clinton has repeatedly described the FBI probe over her use of a private email server as a “security inquiry,” FBI Director James Comey Tuesday questioned the use of that phrase.

“I don’t know what that means,” Comey told reporters in Washington, D.C. “We’re conducting an investigation. That’s the bureau’s business. That’s what we do.”

One reporter noted that former Secretary of State Clinton often refers to it as a “security inquiry.”

The word “investigation” — “it’s in our name,” Comey responded. “And I’m not familiar with the term ‘security inquiry.’”

On a separate track, a Daily Caller News Foundation investigation reveals that Bill and Hillary Clinton received at least $100 million from autocratic Persian Gulf states and their leaders, potentially undermining Democratic presidential candidate Hillary’s claim she can carry out independent Middle East policies.

Still Hillary Clinton insists calling the FBI investigation a “security inqury.”

 “Security inquiry” call

Is Hillary set for a fall?

FBI: we do crime;

We investigate slime,

her e-mails, foundation, et al.

 

 

Obama’s Mother’s Day proclamation: Gender identity?

Can a father be a mother?

Yes, Obama says he can

if he thinks he is some other,

dressed no longer as a man.

In his 2016 Mother’s Day proclamation, President Obama included a new class of mothers in his announcement: transgenders.

“On Mother’s Day, we celebrate those who are first to welcome us into the world. Performing the most important work there is, mothers – biological, foster, or adoptive – are our first role models and earliest motivators. They balance enormous responsibilities and shape who we become as adults, their lessons guiding us through life. Regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity, or marital status, mothers have always moved our nation forward and remained steadfast in their pursuit of a better and brighter future for their children.”

In 2015 Obama mentioned for the first time “married or single, LGBT or straight, biological, adoptive, or foster.”

Until that time Mothers day used to refer to motherhood, cruel as it may seem to all women mourning their inability to bear children of their own and having been unable to adopt children, seeing them being aborted instead.

Obama has watched too much Monty Python

 

To add to Hillary Clinton’s woes, her blood-clot medication causes dementia. A Limerick.

Researchers have found that patients on the clot-preventing drug warfarin showed a higher dementia risk if their blood levels of the medication were  too high or too low.

Mrs. Clinton is being treated with the drug Coumadin to help prevent blood clots, which she experienced in 1998, 2009, and 2012. Coumadin (also called warfarin) is an anticoagulant intended to prevent blood clots, heart attacks, and strokes.

Warfarin has a long list of other nasty side effects, including bleeding gums, blood in the urine, blurred vision, chest pain, peeling skin, serious bone loss, and confusion. It can also cause necrosis—the death of skin tissue. One study found that long-term warfarin use after myocardial infarction (that is, after a heart attack) did not reduce mortality or reinfarction, but is associated with significantly more major bleeding.

One more thing. Warfarin is used as rat poison, and now some rats develop tolerance.

The Limerick:

That rat-poison Warfarin thinner

that Hillary takes before dinner.

Her dementia shows

as its side-effect grows.

They  say that she still is a winner

 

 

 

Hillary’s e-mail server. Enforcement Proceedings coming?

Attorneys with the U.S. Department of Justice say they cannot make public a classified FBI declaration because it would “adversely affect the ongoing investigation” into Hillary Clinton’s private email server. The recent filing by DOJ attorneys, obtained by LawNewz.com, is significant because it not only acknowledges the ongoing federal probe, but also asserts that if the declaration is made public, it could “reasonably be expected to interfere with enforcement proceedings.”

The investigation focuses on two separate aspects: Having classified, top secret and even past top secret information on an unsecured, private server breaking the custody chain. On this her defense is that they were not “marked classified.” There are two possibilities: Either she knew they were classified at t the time but did it anyway, or, she is too stupid to recognize classified material when she sees it.

The other aspect concerns the Clinton Foundation and “Clinton money”.

The e-mail enforcement proceeding.

So what is now Hillary pleading?

“I deserve all my cash,

it is all balderdash.

I’m clean, I’m immune, that’s my reading.”

 

 

Verse 85 of the Obama impeachment song. Telling Britons to stay in EU backfires.

Opponents of Britain’s European Union membership have edged into the lead over the past two weeks, according to a YouGov poll which indicated President Barack Obama’s intervention failed to swing support behind “In” vote in a June 23 referendum.

The online survey for The Times taken on April 25-26 showed support for the Out campaign had risen 3 percentage points to 42 percent since a similar survey on April 12-14, while support for the “In” campaign had risen 1 percentage point to 41 percent.

Brexit

President Barack Obama on Friday April 22, warned Britain would be “in the back of the queue” for a trade deal with the United States if it dropped out of the EU, an unusually strong intervention into British politics that “In” campaigners welcomed.

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“Some have portrayed Obama’s intervention as backfiring – and this poll does suggest that Obama hasn’t given the remain team a boost at all,” Anthony Wells, director of political research at YouGov, said by telephone.

This leads to verse 85 of the Obama impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

I told Britons to stay in

The Brexit crowd gained, I can’t win.

All my threats were seen as spin,

I am but a washed-up, old has-been.

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/