Tag: Limericks

Bill Clinton Campaigning for Hillary. Ask him his opinion on Iran.

Bill Clinton is campaigning for Hillary. Many people do not know his history of two accused rapes, numerous sexual assaults and his draft dodging. Even fewer know of his opinion on Iran:

The Islamic Republic of Nation Iran

Bill Clinton admires as much as he can.

They are so progressive

What we call oppressive

Is freedom to nuke our friends; that’s their plan.

“It is the only country in the world that has now had six elections since the first election of [its president in 1997]. (It is) the only one with elections, including the United States, including Israel, including you name it, where the liberals, or the progressives, have won two-thirds to 70 percent of the vote in the six elections…In every single election, the guys I identify with got two-thirds to 70 percent of the vote. There is no other country in the world that I can say that about, certainly not my own.” Davos, Switzerland, Feb.2005.

The person that said it is William Jefferson Clinton, former President of the United States of America, and the country he is referring to is the Islamic Republic of Iran. He said it in an interview with  PBS Charlie Rose.

“They are spinning up as we speak”. A Hillary Benghazi Limerick.

When “They’re spinning up as we speak”

was ignored, folks were left “up the creek.”

With Panetta’s: No time

It’s still Hillary’s crime.

This was treason, not just double-speak.

Background: On Sept. 11, 2012, the date of the attack that killed Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other men, Pentagon deputy chief of staff Jeremy Bash wrote State Department leaders “immediately offering ‘forces that could move to Benghazi’ ”: The e-mail reads

State colleagues:

I just tried you on the phone but you were all in with S [apparent reference to then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton].

After consulting with General Dempsey, General Ham and the Joint Staff, we have identified the forces that could move to Benghazi. They are spinning up as we speak. They include a [REDACTED].

Assuming Principals agree to deploy these elements, we will ask State to procure the approval from host nation. Please advise how you wish to convey that approval to us [REDACTED].

Jeremy

There we have it. All in a meeting at the state department and no one left to answer the phone at a time of great emergency.

Hillary’s only excuse is is she was ordered by her supervisor (The President) to not honor the request and to not answer in a timely manner.

This renders Hillary Clinton unfit for any office.

Time spent so far in the news on NBC o min, CBS 0 min and ABC 0 min.

The silence is deathening!

Verse 73 of the Obama Impeachment song. “I will bring peace to the Middle East”

 

During the presidential campaign in 2008 while visiting Israel Senator Obama promised “I will bring peace to the middle east if I become U.S. President.”
How is it going so far, Mr President?
7 years later the Middle East is in much worse shape.

Which brings us to verse 73 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

“I’ll bring peace to Middle East,”

The Caliphate my friend, the Beast.

ISIS has their slaughter feast.

The great Antichrist  is soon released.

 

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Mark Steyn testimony before the Senate, Dec. 8. A Limerick.

On Dec 8 Mark Steyn testified before the U.S. Senate sub-committee on space, science and competitiveness, led by Sen. Ted Cruz.

Mark Steyn on the Climate of Change

in Congress where things are so strange.

Michael Mann with his shtick,

Sheldon Whitehouse’s clique,

heard truth from a Steyn at close range.

The clip is one of the best arguments for sanitation of the climate debate.

Humorous? Yes, Entertaining? Yes, a well delivered rebuke. Listen:

 

A complete transcript of his initial testimony can be found at:

Mark Steyn’s illuminating and entertaining testimony to the Cruz hearing on climate today

If Pilgrims were refugees, are Refugees Pilgrims? A Limerick.

President Obama said yesterday that the Pilgrims were refugees, too.

What he is really saying is that the refugees are pilgrims, advancing the doctrine of the Islamic totalitarian Caliphate worldwide.
Way to go.
“The Pilgrims were refugees too.”

Are refugees Pilgrims? Who knew?

For the Caliphate’s sake

they spread death in their wake.

That’s how their dominion once grew.

In this Thanksgiving season we are to count our blessings and give thanks. A thankful spirit is a healing spirit. But Jihadists among the refugees is hard to give thanks for. But the admonition from scripture (1 Thessalonians 5:18) is :  in everything give thanks; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. Notice that it does not say for everything, but in everything. Even Jonah gave thanks with a song of thanksgiving (Jonah 2:10) when he was in the belly of the big fish.

Thanks. Now I feel much better.

 

In everything give thanks. Two Limericks.

Say, What does it mean to give thanks?

In this world, full of rockets and tanks

it is hard to express

when you are in a mess.

Your thanksgiving meal: Beans and franks.

Yes, the thanksgiving spirit is to give thanks. For what? We may be entering WWIII with terror all around. That is why the verse (my life verse) is 1 Thessalonians 5: 18. In context here is 1 Thessalonians 5: 18-24

15 See that no one repays another with evil for evil, but always seek after that which is good for one another and for all people. 16 Rejoice always; 17 pray without ceasing; 18 in everything give thanks; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. 19 Do not quench the Spirit; 20 do not despise prophetic utterances. 21 But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good; 22 abstain from every form of evil.

23 Now may the God of peace Himself sanctify you entirely; and may your spirit and soul and body be preserved complete, without blame at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. 24 Faithful is He who calls you, and He also will bring it to pass.

Notice it did not say we are to give thanks for everything, but to give thanks in everything. This helps, when we are reading the new regulations coming out of the Government trying to regulate every aspect of our life. As the Limerick goes:

Now don’t get me started. You are what you eat.

Don’t eat the hot dogs, they are processed meat.

And the new EPA,

they must have the last say.

With beans you fart methane, which gives greenhouse heat.

On to Paris with the Climate change conference! According to Kerry, Obama, Clinton and Sanders Climate change is the biggest and most urgent threat to mankind.

In everything give thanks.

The Sarah Palin campaign song.

Ode to Sarah Palin. The campaign song.

(Best sung to “This ole house” by Stuart Hamblen.)

Verse 1. Sarah Palin is a leader, Sarah Palin is a wife,

Sarah Palin is a mother, And she knows the way of life

She was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, Alaska got her call,

was called Sarah Barracuda as State Champ of basketball

Refrain:

Ain’t no time to linger longer, Ain’t no time to stay behind,

We must step up to the challenge For she is one of a kind.

Ain’t no time to watch destruction, Nor to take our freedoms light.

Ain’t no time for politicking. We are ready to fight the fight.

 

Verse 2. The ecology runs better, Thanks to clean, pure CO2.

Grows more food to feed the hungry, That’s what Climate Change will do.

But Obama, Bernie, Hillary  Think more of One World Rule;

Dream of Carbon Sequestration; They are stubborn as a mule.

Refrain.

Verse 3. Sarah Palin to the rescue, Sarah Palin to our aid,

Sarah Palin to the forefront ‘gainst the cronies being paid.

On our knees we plead for mercy; On our knees we pray for grace.

For the battle is the Lord’s and In His will we’ll run the race.

Refrain.

Verse 4. In this world of evil people She will stand for what is right.

While as Christians we are humbled It is God who leads the fight.

With the Clintons and their Spirits, And Obama and Islam,

And their hate for true religion, It is hard to keep the calm.

Refrain.

Verse 5. Sarah Palin undefeated, Sarah Palin unafraid,

Sarah Palin uncorrupted By the Devil’s best plans laid.

It is time to stand for virtue, It is time to stand for truth.

It is time to vote, be counted So this land regains its youth.

Refrain.

 

 

 

Obama is delusional in ridiculing Republicans. A Limerick.

President Barack Obama tore into Republican presidential candidates Monday night at a Democratic fundraising event in New York. Under much laughter from the audience he said:

“Have you noticed that everyone of these candidates say, ‘Obama’s weak. Putin’s kicking sand in his face. When I talk to Putin, he’s going to straighten out,’ Then it turns out they can’t handle a bunch of CNBC moderators at the debate. Let me tell you, if you can’t handle those guys, then I don’t think the Chinese and the Russians are going to be too worried about you,” https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0RUUNmase14

 Obama is delusional. He has met a number of times with Putin and has been stared down, ignored, and one upped repeatedly. His reputation in the world has declined from Nobel Peace Prize awardee, Savior of the world to laughing stock of much of the world. The world is now  much less safe than when he took office

U.S. President Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin look towards one another during their meeting at the United Nations General Assembly in New York September 28, 2015. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
U.S. President Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin look towards one another during their meeting at the United Nations General Assembly in New York September 28, 2015. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

His wisecrack at the Republican candidates was totally off the mark, especially since the best candidate has not even entered the race yet.

PutinObama A top Kremlin official, Dmitri Rogozin tweeted the picture to the left under the heading: “We have different values and allies.”

Check the contrast in this Limerick.

When Putin has leopard, Obama has poodle;

then Palin has everything, kit and kaboodle.

Watch the Grizzly mom act

and the media react.

Obama? He spanks with a noodle.

The picture below is from Governor Palin’s time as Governor.

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Hillary Clinton: Too big to jail? A Limerick.

Former four-star U.S. Army Gen. David Petraeus was sentenced to two year’s probation and ordered to pay a $100,000 fine as a result of having “leaked” classified national security information to his biographer, Paula Broadwell, who was stripped of her military security clearance after a federal probe alleged she was storing classified military material at her home. What it consisted of was essentially David Petraeus diary, containing his daily appointments and comments, which he stored in his locked desk drawer, an unsecured location. This information he shared with his biographer without first clearing this information.

Hillary Clinton on the other hand stored, sent and received at least 700 classified e-mails on her private, unsecured e-mail server, vulnerable to hacking by foreign governments such as Chins, Russia and Iran.

Is Hillary too big to jail?

In FBI’s eyes she can’t fail.

For her last subterfuge

Let her sentence be huge:

Guantanamo Bay – Post no bail.