Ode to Sarah Palin. The campaign song.
(Best sung to “This ole house” by Stuart Hamblen.)
Verse 1. Sarah Palin is a leader, Sarah Palin is a wife,
Sarah Palin is a mother, And she knows the way of life
She was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, Alaska got her call,
was called Sarah Barracuda as State Champ of basketball
Ain’t no time to linger longer, Ain’t no time to stay behind,
We must step up to the challenge For she is one of a kind.
Ain’t no time to watch destruction, Nor to take our freedoms light.
Ain’t no time for politicking. We are ready to fight the fight.
Verse 2. The ecology runs better, Thanks to clean, pure CO2.
Grows more food to feed the hungry, That’s what Climate Change will do.
But Obama, Bernie, Hillary Think more of One World Rule;
Dream of Carbon Sequestration; They are stubborn as a mule.
Verse 3. Sarah Palin to the rescue, Sarah Palin to our aid,
Sarah Palin to the forefront ‘gainst the cronies being paid.
On our knees we plead for mercy; On our knees we pray for grace.
For the battle is the Lord’s and In His will we’ll run the race.
Verse 4. In this world of evil people She will stand for what is right.
While as Christians we are humbled It is God who leads the fight.
With the Clintons and their Spirits, And Obama and Islam,
And their hate for true religion, It is hard to keep the calm.
Verse 5. Sarah Palin undefeated, Sarah Palin unafraid,
Sarah Palin uncorrupted By the Devil’s best plans laid.
It is time to stand for virtue, It is time to stand for truth.
It is time to vote, be counted So this land regains its youth.