Study: Independence Day teaches children to be Republicans. A Limerick.

Study: Independence Day teaches children to be Republicans By Devin Brown July 1, 2011 (Credit: Cliff Owen) (CBS/What’s Trending) – Can celebrating the Fourth of July turn you into a Republican? A recent Harvard University study concludes holiday celebrations have a large impact into what shapes a child culturally, socially and politically. Case in point, the 4th of July.

According to the study, there is a direct link between a child’s participation in the national holiday and that same child’s subsequent voting, party identification and party contribution habits. Here is the breakdown.

According to the study, a successful Independence Day, more specifically one without rain, before the age of 18 raises the likelihood of identifying as a Republican by two percent.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504943_162-20076230-10391715.html

Republicans celebrate, Democrats fret

Independence and liberty not over yet.

On this fourth of July

There is ample supply

To make us Republicans, but do not get wet!

The Obama impeachment song.

The impeachment song: (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”

Please impeach me, let me go

 I can’t usurp it any more

Make decisions is a chore

 and bargain, it is to me a bore.

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I believed in change and hope.

It changed for worse, I cannot cope

I began to sulk and mope

I am at the end of my  rope.

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I have had all I can take

Dethrone me now for goodness sake

Lest a bigger mess I make

 So check my credentials, I’m a fake.

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I was made in U.S.A.,

 but born in Kenya, so they say.

ineligible to play

commander, defrock me, don’t delay.

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Nothing I did was a hit.

I acted more like a nit-wit.

Dad was just a drunken Brit.

Depose me, I’m not allowed to quit.

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Please, I am but one lame duck

The grizzly moms have too much pluck

I am scared they’ll go amok

So boot me, your country starts to suck.

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Sacrificed the SEAL team six

I heaved them all the old deep-six

 Add Grand Treason to the mix

Disbar me! This dog has no more tricks.

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Fast and Furious was my pace

And that’s how I would win the race.

It did blow up in my face

So launch me somewhere to outer space.

Fourteen more verses (I keep adding impeachable offenses) are found in:

Two more verses to the Impeachment song

The song keeps growing and has now 18 verses:

Sharyl Atkisson, the latest verse in the impeachment song.

And now it has 21 verses:

Obama changes the law so illegal aliens can get Obamacare. Verse 21 in the impeachment song.

Now it has 22 verses:https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/05/verse-22-of-the-obama-impeachment-song-obama-the-muslim-brother/

Verse 23: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/14/verse-23-of-the-impeachment-song-the-surprising-loss-of-yemen/

Obama, debt limit, social security and priorities. A Limerick.

Obama said in mid July 2011 “I’ll be turning fifty in one week”. According to his “Birth Certificate” his official birthday was not until Aug 4. Maybe he was born a few weeks earlier in Kenya? Be that as it may, if he doesn’t get an increase in the debt ceiling he does not know if the Social Security checks can be paid. This is my interpretive Limerick of what he really meant:

“I don’t really care if the seniors get paid.

 We used up the trust fund in our last raid.

 There is just enough cash

For my own birthday bash.

Nothing else matters, so be not dismayed.”

We can no longer go to the Moon. China will! A Limerick.

It was the 20th of July 1969 and my wife and I had been in the U.S. for a little over a year. We were sitting in the living room watching the moon landing and saw real live feed from the moon. President Nixon said in for him an unusally excited voice “This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation.” Well, those were the days:

And here is the limerick:

Forty-two years ago was “a small step for man”

Too bad as a nation we no longer can.

As NASA deserts us

And “science” perverts us

We are in retreat with no sensible plan.

A Chinese official kicked off an international robotics conference in Shanghai by confirming China plans to send a robot to the moon within two years and aims to bring a lunar sample home by 2017.

 

What happened to the Social Security trust fund? A Limerick.

“I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven’t resolved this issue. Because there may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it,” Mr. Obama said in an interview with CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley, according to excerpts released by CBS News.

Mr. President!

Will seniors get paid? Your excuse never ends.

You squandered the trust fund to pay off your friends.

 “George Bush is to blame!”

 Your mantra the same.

You own the economy now. Make amends!

A Limerick about terrorist Hobbits from flyover states.

The logic coming from the left never ceases to amaze me. How did they equate Republicans with terrorists?

The only way I can come up with for now goes like this: A few months ago, a Norwegian, Anders Behring Brevik bombed a Norwegian government building in Oslo, much like the Oklahoma City bomber, but unlike Timothy McVeigh he did not flee, but killed a large number of youth in a social democratic political indoctrination camp, wanting to be captured alive so he could forward his political ideology, documented in a 1500+ page manifesto.

NY Times immediately declared he was a “radical right wing fundamentalist Christian”.  In his manifesto he stated he was a culturally conservative agnostic, advocating respect for Norway’s Viking and Christian heritage .

When that didn’t work the Daily Mail (U.K.) noted that he advocated a European version of the Tea Party, which is supported by Sarah Palin.

Here is the logical chain: Anders Brevik is a terrorist. He advocates a Tea Party. Ergo: All tea party supporters are terrorists.

John McCain quoted the Wall street Journal on the Senate floor and called the tea party supporters Hobbits. The thoughts led to the following Limerick:

Terrorist Hobbits from flyover states!

Palin supporters, the left us berates.

Let us pick up the fight.

And so do what is right.

Love one another! The left only hates.

Evergreen Solar is bankrupt, assets sold to China. A Limerick.

One of President Obama’s pet green companies has filed for bankruptcy.
After millions in subsidies the 135 remaining  people were laid off. Watching a bankruptcy process unfold is like watching the slow death of a company. Evergreen Solar, which announced the bankruptcy filing back in August, has sold is core assets for $6 million and some shares of the buyer, China Private Equity Investment Holdings.
Evergreen Solar is really bankrupt
Got millions in subsidies – all is corrupt.
Many green jobs were lost –
went to China – at cost.
Get rid of Obama! The ante is upped.

The department of Jobs. Really? A Limerick.

The Obama administration may merge the Department of Commerce, the Office of the United States Trade Representative and some economic divisions at the State Department into a new agency, administration officials said. Possible names include the Department of Jobs or the Department of Competitiveness.

Bureaucracy cannot create any jobs –

Except its own, it is growing like blobs.

All initiative lost

As it increases cost.

We are watching the money the lobby lobs.