Sarah Palin on Obama’s vacation and the crisis in Egypt. A Limerick.

“It’s sad for America,” Governor Sarah Palin told Todd Starnes of Fox News, calling the president’s handling of the crisis dithering. “Literally all hell seems to be breaking loose and President Obama is in Martha’s Vineyard having a gay old time, riding his bike, partying it up.”

She also said that Egyptian Christians are being slaughtered and we need to put pressure on our government to at least speak up for the faith-filled people on that country.

The Limerick:

Obama is off to relax

His prowess is gone, he is lax.

As he shrinks from the fight

Sarah Palin sheds light

She has the cojones he lacks.

CO2, is it “Carbon Pollution?” A Limerick.

global_warming_name_changesSo, it happened again. Global warming was the word, then it became climate change, then it was briefly global climate disruption. Since we have not had any global warming at all for the last 17 years and the latest sign is that we will enter a new little ice age, Obama and the EPA are desperately trying to change the alarmists catchphrase again. This time they came up with “carbon pollution.” It is true, chimney sweeps know all about carbon pollution. Chimneys must be swept, or else we may have a chimney fire.  Is that what they mean? It must be, for CO2 is a totally clean gas. It has an effect on humans in large concentrations. Nuclear submarines  try to keep the CO2 levels below 8000 ppm for breathing air , or about 20 times current levels. Recent research indicate levels should be kept lower, maybe being capped at around 1500 ppm (see fig)

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The results are interesting. CO2 levels seem to affect initiative and strategic decision making the most. So it is because of all the people full of hot air in congress nothing gets done! However, it is to be noted that this test was performed without allowing for the test subject to accommodate to their new environment. When you climb mountains you have to adjust for weeks before you react normally again. This test is therefore very suspect. While it is true that the people is the subs do not like the air they are forced to breathe, it is not because of CO2, but regular body odor and other pollutants. They get used to it, and their decision making process is not negatively affected except for an occasional cabin fever.

On a serious note, the 17% increase in CO2 the last 30 years has made the earth about 10 % greener, and we can support another one billion people on earth without starvation, increase wildlife and plant life by about the same amount. Why could that be called “carbon pollution?”

Obama, why carbon pollution?

Ban coal is no real solution.

CO2, it is clean,

Makes our earth much more green.

Now that is the green revolution.

Bo joins Obama in an Osprey to Martha’s Vineyard. A Limerick.

From Frontpage magazine: Obama Uses Advanced MV-22 Osprey Marine Tilt Rotor Vehicle to Ferry Dog on Vacation in Martha’s Vinetard.

Obama was sending for Bo

An Osprey was rearing to go

The sequester, who cares?

Call him out no one dares.

He squanders what’s left of our dough.

Here is Obama on vacation:

No worries about sequester, debt limit, budget, IRS, Benghazi, snooping, joblessness, the economy, international relations, only golf and leisure. Believe it or not, this is an official photo.

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This is the dog Bo doing his thing on the White House lawn.

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Here is an early crash of the Osprey Tilt Rotor vehicle.

The Osprey started development in 19 with a development budget of 2.5 Billion dollars. 55 Billion dollars and 35 fatalities later, during which time it earned the nickname “The Widowmaker” it was ready for deployment. Each MV-22 Osprey costs 65 Million dollars and 11,000 dollars an hour to operate.

Osprey

It is now a safe vehicle for its intended purpose, but is far too expensive to use flying from airport to airport. It is ideal for use by special forces to defend or  evacuate people from embassies and consulates like Benghazi, so in true style Obama in 2009 cancelled an additional 11 Billion dollar order for more Ospreys, but allocated two of them for his own entourage.

As an engineer I love the Osprey challenge, having an extremely challenging flight envelope. It is now solved, and we will need a strong military. The need for Ospreys is great since now embassies by the dozen are at risk, Ospreys are needed by the special forces. Let Obama’s advance teams and Bo go by car.

 

Obama agrees with Sarah Palin to shut down Fannie May and Freddie Mac. A Limerick.

Obama to Urge Congress to Shutter Fannie, Freddie

Newsmax Tuesday, 06 Aug 2013 07:32 AM

 

Buoyed by an improving housing market, President Barack Obama on Tuesday proposed a broad overhaul of the nation’s mortgage finance system, including winding down government-backed Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. He declared that taxpayers should never again be left “holding the bag” for the mortgage giants’ bad bets.

 

Fannie May, Freddie Mac, they must go,

Sarah Palin proposed long ago.

But the press was not kind;

She is out of her mind.

Now Obama is eating the crow.

 

 

 

What Sarah Palin lacks to be President. A Limerick

Ineluctable.

A score of the things Sarah Palin is lacking.

Enough to be able to send congress packing;

Elect her our leader,

We really do need her

Let’s give the entitled another shellacking.

Chuck Heath, the older brother of Sarah Palin came up with ten things Sarah Palin is lacking. I am reposting them here, adding ten of my own to make it a perfect score.

#1-Pedigree: Sarah was born into a low-income family with no political connections. Everything she’s achieved has been through her own hard work.

#2-Soft hands: Sarah has continually worked to provide for herself and her family, whether it was as a commercial fisherman, a hunter, a waitress, etc., she’s never been afraid to get her hands dirty.

#3-Sleep: Chuck watched Sarah work 15-20 hours a day, seven days a week as governor. Her stamina amazes everyone close to her.

#4-A golf handicap: Although she loves the game, you would never see Sarah spending countless hours on the links during a position of leadership.

#5-Shady friends: Sarah has no ties to known domestic terrorists, and no wealthy foreign friends that financed trips for her overseas.

#6-Hidden college transcripts: Her school records have always been open to the public.

#7-A perfect family: Despite hardships that almost every American family faces, Sarah has kept her head up and focused on the positive, and she’s always been there to help us when we’ve needed her.

#8-Friends in the media, Hollywood, and rap music: The vast majority of Hollywood stars and the mainstream media have done everything in their power to destroy her. No major network newsman has ever said that he gets a tingle up his leg when he thinks of her.

#9-A lack of respect for the Constitution: Sarah has always looked at the Constitution as a brilliant blueprint for America; a document that clearly lays out a separation of powers so that no one person or group of people have absolute power.

#10-A doubt in our Creator: Every big decision Sarah makes has been based on prayer.

#11-Fear. (She didn’t cave in when they torched her church with children inside) https://lenbilen.com/2012/01/27/blood-libel-church-burning-and-sarah-palin/

#12-A sense of entitlement. (She is no Hillary Clinton)

#13-Prejudice. (She married a part Eskimo)

#14-Complacency. (When she resigns, it is for a greater purpose)

#15-Hate. (She despises media bottom feeders, but that is not hate, just good judgment)

#16-Crony Capitalist Connections. (Congress reapproved insider trading for themselves.) https://lenbilen.com/2013/04/17/insider-trading-crony-capitalism-alive-and-well-in-congress-a-limerick/

#17-Good friends at the U.N. (Agenda 21 among others)

#18-A Muslim connection. (Hillary Clinton has Huma Abedin, who does Sarah have?)

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#19-Marxist roots. (She didn’t go to Columbia and listen to the Marxist professors and attend Marxist rallies)

#20-Membership in a secret society. (Like skulls and bones at YALE)

Obama leaking NSA, CIA secrets to look good. A Limerick.

A conference call out of Yemen

Attacks that Al Qaida are schemin’

Obama the leaker

On Leno grows weaker.

Incontinent slob! You’re no he-man.

The Obama administration I leaking secrets big time. Why did they leak they intercepted a conference call originating out of Yemen with about 20 participants? Al-Qaida will no doubt retaliate and change the way they communicate. It is like bragging about breaking  the code of the enemy. And why did they out the seal team six and disclose in detail how our special forces operate? Reckless does not describe it. It is more like High treason.

 

Obama to visit Sweden instead of meeting with Putin. A Limerick.

Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin
Headline in Washington Post: Obama cancels summit meeting with Putin.
Obama will still attend the Group of 20 economic summit in St. Petersburg, Russia, but a top White House official said the president had no plans to hold one-on-one talks with Putin while there. Instead of visiting Putin in Moscow, the president will add a stop in Sweden to his early September travel itinerary.

Crybaby, why go to Sweden?
Putin will not give you Snowden?
Air Force One is no toy
You’re a man, not a boy.
Face it Obama, you’re beaten.

Why go to Sweden?
Is it to learn of the success of the 25% VAT (National sales tax)?
Is it their success in rooting out home schooling?
Is it their solid support of the Palestinians over the Israelis?
Is it confusion between Sweden and Norway? Norway, not Sweden gives out the Nobel Peace Prize, and he needs people who still admire him.
Is it to learn more about green energy?
Is it because Sweden has the ideal welfare state where even the conservatives are for it?
Is it because everybody belongs to a union in Sweden, even the employers have a union?
Is it to show Putin he is having more flexibility after the election?
Whatever the reason, it is not leadership.