What Sarah Palin lacks to be President. A Limerick

Ineluctable.

A score of the things Sarah Palin is lacking.

Enough to be able to send congress packing;

Elect her our leader,

We really do need her

Let’s give the entitled another shellacking.

Chuck Heath, the older brother of Sarah Palin came up with ten things Sarah Palin is lacking. I am reposting them here, adding ten of my own to make it a perfect score.

#1-Pedigree: Sarah was born into a low-income family with no political connections. Everything she’s achieved has been through her own hard work.

#2-Soft hands: Sarah has continually worked to provide for herself and her family, whether it was as a commercial fisherman, a hunter, a waitress, etc., she’s never been afraid to get her hands dirty.

#3-Sleep: Chuck watched Sarah work 15-20 hours a day, seven days a week as governor. Her stamina amazes everyone close to her.

#4-A golf handicap: Although she loves the game, you would never see Sarah spending countless hours on the links during a position of leadership.

#5-Shady friends: Sarah has no ties to known domestic terrorists, and no wealthy foreign friends that financed trips for her overseas.

#6-Hidden college transcripts: Her school records have always been open to the public.

#7-A perfect family: Despite hardships that almost every American family faces, Sarah has kept her head up and focused on the positive, and she’s always been there to help us when we’ve needed her.

#8-Friends in the media, Hollywood, and rap music: The vast majority of Hollywood stars and the mainstream media have done everything in their power to destroy her. No major network newsman has ever said that he gets a tingle up his leg when he thinks of her.

#9-A lack of respect for the Constitution: Sarah has always looked at the Constitution as a brilliant blueprint for America; a document that clearly lays out a separation of powers so that no one person or group of people have absolute power.

#10-A doubt in our Creator: Every big decision Sarah makes has been based on prayer.

#11-Fear. (She didn’t cave in when they torched her church with children inside) https://lenbilen.com/2012/01/27/blood-libel-church-burning-and-sarah-palin/

#12-A sense of entitlement. (She is no Hillary Clinton)

#13-Prejudice. (She married a part Eskimo)

#14-Complacency. (When she resigns, it is for a greater purpose)

#15-Hate. (She despises media bottom feeders, but that is not hate, just good judgment)

#16-Crony Capitalist Connections. (Congress reapproved insider trading for themselves.) https://lenbilen.com/2013/04/17/insider-trading-crony-capitalism-alive-and-well-in-congress-a-limerick/

#17-Good friends at the U.N. (Agenda 21 among others)

#18-A Muslim connection. (Hillary Clinton has Huma Abedin, who does Sarah have?)

HillaryHuma

#19-Marxist roots. (She didn’t go to Columbia and listen to the Marxist professors and attend Marxist rallies)

#20-Membership in a secret society. (Like skulls and bones at YALE)

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lenbilen

Engineer, graduated from Chalmers Technical University a long time ago with a degree in Technical Physics. Career in Aerospace, Analytical Chemistry, and chip manufacturing. Presently adjunct faculty at PSU, teaching one course in Computer Engineering, the Capstone Course.

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