Category: limerick

Obama and Odinga in Kenya, A Limerick.

The picture at left shows Sen. Barack Obama with Raila Odinga in 2006.

The picture at right shows Obama’s family in 1988 in Kogelo.

In a new best-selling book connecting Islam and Obama-style socialism, a former top terrorism prosecutor chides the national media for failing to investigate Barack Obama’s “borderline criminal” activities in Kenya as a U.S. senator. Andrew C. McCarthy, the former U.S. attorney who investigated the American embassy bombing in Nairobi, Kenya, charges that Obama interfered in Kenya’s internal politics possibly in violation of the Logan Act. The centuries-old law bars Americans who are “without authority of the United States” from conducting relations “with any foreign government … in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States.” In “The Grand Jihad: How Islam and the Left Sabotage America,” McCarthy says Obama undermined U.S. relations with a strong antiterrorism ally in an African region where al-Qaida operates. In 2006, he details in the book how Obama campaigned for a pro-communist candidate running against Nairobi’s pro-American government – “in outrageous contravention of U.S. policy and, probably, federal law.” Obama spent six days barnstorming the Kenyan countryside in support of Raila Odinga, the socialist Luo who was seeking the presidency. Appearing with Odinga at campaign stops, Obama gave speeches accusing the sitting Kenyan president of being corrupt and oppressive, leaving the masses in poverty. Obama’s interference “was more than reckless,” McCarthy writes. “It was borderline criminal (and that’s being generous).”

And here is the Limerick:

Obama, Odinga are from the tribe Luo

As “socialist soulmates” the two made a duo

Made campaign stops six

Among Kenya’s hicks

 In 2006, and his kin in Kogelo.

Congress passes the financial overhaul bill. A Limerick.

At an eye-glazing 390,000 words — half the size of the King James Bible — the legislation doesn’t offer a quick remedy, however. Rather, it lays down prescriptions for regulators to act. In many cases, the real impact won’t be felt for years.

The government now sees its powers expanding

if banks don’t obey, well, the feds do disbanding.

Obama’s rewards:

Let’s put unions on boards!

 Less freedom for common sense they are demanding.

Health care, death panel, stimulus bill, Limerick.

Obama’s health care speech: First, I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits — either now or in the future. (Applause.) I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period. And to prove that I’m serious, there will be a provision in this plan that requires us to come forward with more spending cuts if the savings we promised don’t materialize.

 H.R. 1 (more commonly known as the Recovery and Reinvestment Act, even more commonly known as the Stimulus Bill) allocates $1.1 billion (a pretty good slush fund, we must be a rich country) to fund the Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness Research. (aka Death Panel)

As Sarah was commenting on Fox News channel

On health care bill mentioned the two words: Death Panel.

But boy, was she wrong,

I’ll confirm with a song.

 The stimulus bill did enact the death panel.

A Limerick about Bill Clinton eulogizing Robert Byrd.

The last official KKK man is the senate was Robert Byrd. He held the distinction of voting against both black Supreme Court Justices. At His Funeral Bill Clinton performed an eulogy:

 

When Clinton does eulogies, he does it best.

As Byrd, KKK man at last has found rest. 

It sounds good, and still 

it is all about Bill.

To gain our favor, he truth does molest.