A Limerick about Bill Clinton eulogizing Robert Byrd.

The last official KKK man is the senate was Robert Byrd. He held the distinction of voting against both black Supreme Court Justices. At His Funeral Bill Clinton performed an eulogy:

 

When Clinton does eulogies, he does it best.

As Byrd, KKK man at last has found rest. 

It sounds good, and still 

it is all about Bill.

To gain our favor, he truth does molest.

Obama’s State of the Union. A Limerick.

I  listened to the State of the Union message and found the president unusually lightweight and repetitive.

Obama as leader: We will end up last

Over his head – his rule must not last.

We all start to feel

He is but a heel

Shoemaker, stay at your last.