Verse 48 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)
Ayatollah wants me dead,
this pact I signed before I read.
Be found out is my worst dread,
of guts, not a smidgen, not a shred.
And here is the whole impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/