Ode to an unprecedented president. A Limerick Song.

Unprecedented, Unprecedented. Everything this president does is “unprecedented”. I’ll show you what’s unprecedented!

Ode to an unprecedented president.

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Obama’s election was unprecedented

The love from the people is well documented

The oath was in vain

He took it again

Repeat without Bible – that’s unprecedented

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No sooner in office he debt-load augmented

The stimulus package was quite corpulented

 The bill, signed before read

Keeps his friends well fed

The rest, go get lost! That is unprecedented.

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The minds of the healthcare bill’s authors demented

Its complexity is quite unprecedented

No doctors on call

The Pols did it all.

They must have been drinking some quaff quite fermented..

The oil spill made Mexican Gulf oh so scented

The scope of inaction was unprecedented

They didn’t react

Kept up the Jones’ act. Their incompetence level unprecedented.

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And Shirley Sherrod to her audience presented

Disdain for the folks that are much less pigmented.

 They gave her the heck

 For fear of Glenn Beck

The speed of her ousting was unprecedented.

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That wasn’t at all what she just had presented

Redemption was what all her audience resented.

 Instead of the heck

They asked: Please come back.

That too was for presidents unprecedented

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In this little song we have now documented

Catastrophes many quite unprecedented

 Insanity shelve!

 In 2012 Go vote,

make this President unpresidented!

©2010 Lennart Bilén

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Retired engineer, graduated from Chalmers Technical University a long time ago with a degree in Technical Physics. Career in Aerospace, Analytical Chemistry, computer chip manufacturing and finally adjunct faculty at Pennsylvania State University, taught just one course in Computer Engineering, the Capstone Course.

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