Obama was born, it’s said, in Honolulu.
Unknown is the place, why is that? asks yours truly.
And why not tell us where?
We’ll put up a plaque there.
Uncertainty renders the natives unruly.
Tag: Limericks
Health care, death panel, stimulus bill, Limerick.
Obama’s health care speech: First, I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits — either now or in the future. (Applause.) I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period. And to prove that I’m serious, there will be a provision in this plan that requires us to come forward with more spending cuts if the savings we promised don’t materialize.
H.R. 1 (more commonly known as the Recovery and Reinvestment Act, even more commonly known as the Stimulus Bill) allocates $1.1 billion (a pretty good slush fund, we must be a rich country) to fund the Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness Research. (aka Death Panel)
As Sarah was commenting on Fox News channel
On health care bill mentioned the two words: Death Panel.
But boy, was she wrong,
I’ll confirm with a song.
The stimulus bill did enact the death panel.
Sarah Palin, the Grizzly-mom. A Limerick.
Left: Sarah Palin is in the red jacket.
Sarah Palin is feared from the left and the right
as our country descends from its previous might.
This is no time to mope.
She’ll restore our hope,
and she knows how to put up a grizzly-mom’s fight
A Limerick on U.S – Israel relations.
Netanyahu, Obama did try to converse,
Obama’s slow thinking made barganing terse.
Methinks it is sad
that he is that bad.
As foreign relations go from bad to verse.
A Limerick about Bill Clinton eulogizing Robert Byrd.
The last official KKK man is the senate was Robert Byrd. He held the distinction of voting against both black Supreme Court Justices. At His Funeral Bill Clinton performed an eulogy:
When Clinton 
does eulogies, he does it best.
As Byrd, KKK man at last has found rest.
It sounds good, and still
it is all about Bill.
To gain our favor, he truth does molest.
A Limerick about the Black Panthers in Philadelphia.
With nightstick in hand the Black Panthers in Philly
Prevented the voting; my spine just got chilly.
Constitution? Who cares?
Eric Holder declares.
But dropping the charges is treason, not silly.
Obama orders Nasa: Promote Islam. The Limerick.
Obama, he acts like a pre-adolescent
In ordering NASA: Promote just the crescent,
But not so the cross.
It is our great loss.
He’s extinguishing light. Well, at least incandescent.
Obama’s State of the Union speech.
Obama’s last speech: It can justly be said
might render us all on that therapy pad.
I am but a peasant
but it was as pleasant
as if I just then colonoscopy had.
A limerick about the budget.
For a budget to pass, it’s enough to be deemed,
and that’s why our Congress is less than esteemed.
Get rid of them all!
And do it this fall,
for otherwise this very country is doomed!
A Limerick about Sarah Palin and the “bridge to nowhere.”
Sarah Palin did not even think of Nantucket
when plans for that infamous bridge kicked the bucket.
But profligate waste
and spending with haste:
She ordered the spendthriftest Congress to chuck it!
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