Hillary Clinton as a nursery rhyme.
Hillary, Hillary, where have you been?
“It’s none of your business, for I am the queen.”
Hillary, Hillary, what did you see?
“I saw heads of states so that they would fund me.”
Hillary, Hillary, what did you do?
“No evidence found that there was quid pro quo.”
Hillary, Hillary, what did you say?
“It’s old news by now, won’t you please go away.”
Hillary, Hillary, when did you lie?
“Benghazi for starters, I have a supply.”
Hillary, Hillary, what did you write?
“Deleted my e-mails to give you my spite.”
Hillary, Hillary, why do you run?
“Entitled I am, it’s my turn in the sun.”
Hillary, Hillary, what do you eat?
“Genetically modified food ’til I bleat.”
Hillary, Hillary, what’s with your hair?
“Blond coloring hides I’m an old, graying mare.”
Hillary, Hillary, why did you speak?
“To take all the cash from the poor and the weak.”
Hillary, Hillary, do you love life?
“Not if they’re unborn, abort with a knife.”
Hillary, Hillary, why UBS?
“They paid the best, now excuse my B.S.”
Hillary, Hillary, why did you cry?
“I was broke and in debt, it was hard to get by.”
Hillary, Hillary, what was your fee?
“For the students, two millions, I’m cheap, don’t you see?”
Hillary, Hillary, what was the deal?
“Our Uranium to Russia, Bill had a great spiel.”
Hillary, Hillary, why the State Fair?
“Iowa food, that’s the truth, I do swear.”
Hillary, Hillary, why all the lies?
“Maybe, just maybe, I’m Lord of the flies.”
Hillary, Hillary, what is the day?
“Bloody Monday it is. I’m a witch. Hip, Hooray!!”
Hillary, Hillary, what’s classified?
“I really don’t know, I have nothing to hide.”
Hillary, Hillary, are you contrite?
“If I say ‘I’m Sorry’, it makes all wrongs right.”
Hillary, Hillary, are you for real?
“My focus group gives me that warm, homespun feel.”
Hillary, Hillary, why the long breaks?
“I’ll sit on the throne for as long as it takes.”
Hillary, Hillary, are aliens here? (1)
“Yes, many, I think, we must welcome and cheer.”
Hillary, Hillary, are Spirits for real? (2)
“Yes, Eleanor Roosevelt sure was, I did feel.”
Hillary, Hillary, are you a felon? (3)
“In a dream that the right wing conspirators dwell on.”
Hillary, Hillary, are you immune? (4)
“I’m too big to jail, what do you impugn?”
Hillary, Hillary, are you insane? (5)
“My rat poison clot drugs play tricks with my brain.”
Hillary, Hillary, what’s wrong with coal? …(6)
“I’m clean, I’m green, no coal is my goal.”
Hillary, Hillary, do you remember? (7)
“We lost no one in Libya, not one single member.”
Hillary, Hillary, my health care’s sky high!
“I know best, so obey and pay up, you gadfly! (8)
Hillary, Hillary, have you been hacked?
“Indeed, I’ve been hacked, code cracked and bushwhacked.” (9)
Hillary, Hillary, are the borders secure?
“As secure as my server, of that I am sure.” (10)
Hillary, Hillary, can you tell truth?
“I’m better at lies, I have lied since my youth.”
Hillary, Hillary, what is top secret?
“I’m too dumb to know if it hasn’t been marked yet.” (11)
Hillary, Hillary, are you a crook?
“I make the rules and couldn’t care less, it’s not in MY book.” (12)
Hillary, Hillary, does love trump hate?
“It’s Bills and mine perverted
Hillary, Hillary, what’s your foundation?
“A charity fraud; a Clinton creation.” (14)
Hillary, Hillary, what? Go to where?
“When are they going to get those f—ing ree-tards out of here?!” (15)
Hillary, Hillary, are you corrupt?
“As corrupt as they go. Go away, don’t disrupt!” (16)
Hillary, Hillary, did FBI call?
“I cannot recall, I’ve had a great fall.” (17)
Hillary, Hillary, why do you lie?
“To conceal my true aim, and so Congress can’t spy!” (18)
Hillary, Hillary, are you untouchable?
“Obama told FBI and Loretta: Not culpable.” (19)
Hillary, Hillary, what’s classified?
“Have no idea. I’ve nothing to hide.”
Hillary, Hillary, nothing to hide?
“Only the personal, nothing beside.”
Hillary, Hillary, no secret e-mail?
None that were marked, it’s the hackers tall tail.”
Hillary, Hillary, will you go free?
“Absolutely! It’s only a vast right wing conspiracy.” (20)
Hillary, Hillary, what’s FBI?
“Speaking of witch. I can lie, I can sigh, I can fly!”(21)
Hillary, Hillary, do black lives matter?
“Not if they’re unborn, serve their heads on a platter.”(22)
Hillary, Hillary, do you love dogs?
“Like Muslims I hate them. Get that Fu****g dog away from me!” (23)
Hillary, Hillary, do you short-circuit?
“When tell truth is duty, I always will shirk it.” (24)
Hillary, Hillary, can you climb stairs?
“I am weak, I am frail, I’m unstable, who cares?” (25)
Hillary, Hillary, do you wear diapers?
“It’s the least of my problems, I have to dodge snipers.” (26)
Hillary, Hillary, what’s your disease?
“It’s Parkinson’s. That’s why there’s “no flashes, please.” (27)
Hillary, Hillary, are you THE threat?
“I’m the most careless, don’t you forget!” (28)
Hillary, Hillary, can your recall?
“I can’t, my memory’s shot since I had my blood-clot.” (29)
Hillary, Hillary, how was your concussion?
“That’s sexist and bigoted, end of discussion.” (30)
Hillary, Hillary, why do you cough?
“I’m allergic to Trump. Now will you buzz off!” (31)
Hillary, Hillary, lost your devices?
“Who? Me? It depends. What do you devise a device is?” (32)
Hillary, Hillary, laundering money?
“I wipe it untraceable, isn’t it funny?” (33)
Hillary, Hillary, were you sedated?
“After the week I had, I felt deflated.” (34)
Hillary, Hillary, what’s with your eyes?
“Oh, nothing compared to my failures and lies.”(35)
Hillary, Hillary, will you be in jail?
“I always escape. I will not fail.”(36)
Hillary, Hillary, is your goose cooked?
“I’m too big to jail, for the White House I’m booked.” (37)
Hillary, Hillary, why so alone?
“Lost election and friends, I am bad to the bone.” (38)
Hillary, Hillary, who do you blame?
“The FBI, James Coney, the Russians, Vladimir Putin, ‘Anti-American forces’, low information voters, voters wanting change, Obama winning two terms, people assuming I’d win, misogynists, racists, homophobics, suburban white women, anti women’s reproductive rights groups, Christians still believing God’s word, misleading polling numbers, the vast right wing conspiracy paper ‘The New York Times’, television executives showing right wing bias, cable news, the right wing documentaries of netflix, democrats not making progressive documentaries, Facebook, Twitter, Wikileaks, Fake News, ‘Content farms in Macedonia’, hostile local news reporters, the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, and the DNC being so broke that I personally had to inject funds to get their full cooperation,
but not me, and not Trump, that’s a shame.”
The whole nursery rhyme: https://lenbilen.com/2015/05/17/hillary-clinton-as-a-nursery-rhyme/