Category: limerick

Verse 75 of the Obama Impeachment song. The best ISIS recruiter.

“OK, everybody, I got to get to ‘Star Wars,'” Obama said, smiling broadly as he left his pre-Hawaiian  Christmas vacation annual mandatory press conference. Up till then his performance had been robotic, taking credit for our steadily improving foreign relations, the economy, you name it, blaming the Republicans for not being able to do more to complete the transformation of America without cracking a smile. He managed to answer 10 questions in 46 minutes. He is a slow communicator, comparable only to automatized telephones.

In the Democrats debate Hillary Clinton accused Donald Trump of being the best recruitment tool for ISIS. Of course it can be argued that Hillary is the better ISIS recruiter, having armed Al Qaeda affiliates to get rid of Qaddafi, having them guarding the Benghazi  consulate, then blaming the terrorist attack on an obscure video.

But winner and champ is still Obama, ignoring all advice on the rise of ISIS, calling them Junior Varsity while they were taking one city after another and getting the arms we had supplied to the Iraq army. He is also featured front and center, together with Presidents Bush and Clinton in an ISIS recruitment video.

This brings us to verse 75 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

ISIS growing every day

with everything I do and say.

Hillary and Trump just play.

I’m off to see Star Wars, Hip Hooray!

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Verse 74 of the Obama Impeachment song. Obama out of touch.

Verse 74 of the Obama Impeachment song. Obama out of touch with the people for not watching cable television enough.

 

“Obama indicated that he did not see enough cable television to fully appreciate the anxiety after the attacks in Paris and San Bernardino.”

A story published by the New York Times late Thursday night caused some major media waves. The story, which was written by reporters Peter Baker and Gardiner Harris, included a remarkable admission by Obama about his response to the recent terror attacks in Paris and San Bernardino, California.

By Friday morning, however, the entire passage containing Obama’s admission had been erased from the story without any explanation from the New York Times.

This brings us to verse 74 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

I don’t watch Fox News enough

That’s why I’m hitting in the rough.

I’m a weakling acting tough.

I’m worthless. Won’t someone call my bluff?

 

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

“They are spinning up as we speak”. A Hillary Benghazi Limerick.

When “They’re spinning up as we speak”

was ignored, folks were left “up the creek.”

With Panetta’s: No time

It’s still Hillary’s crime.

This was treason, not just double-speak.

Background: On Sept. 11, 2012, the date of the attack that killed Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other men, Pentagon deputy chief of staff Jeremy Bash wrote State Department leaders “immediately offering ‘forces that could move to Benghazi’ ”: The e-mail reads

State colleagues:

I just tried you on the phone but you were all in with S [apparent reference to then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton].

After consulting with General Dempsey, General Ham and the Joint Staff, we have identified the forces that could move to Benghazi. They are spinning up as we speak. They include a [REDACTED].

Assuming Principals agree to deploy these elements, we will ask State to procure the approval from host nation. Please advise how you wish to convey that approval to us [REDACTED].

Jeremy

There we have it. All in a meeting at the state department and no one left to answer the phone at a time of great emergency.

Hillary’s only excuse is is she was ordered by her supervisor (The President) to not honor the request and to not answer in a timely manner.

This renders Hillary Clinton unfit for any office.

Time spent so far in the news on NBC o min, CBS 0 min and ABC 0 min.

The silence is deathening!

Verse 73 of the Obama Impeachment song. “I will bring peace to the Middle East”

 

During the presidential campaign in 2008 while visiting Israel Senator Obama promised “I will bring peace to the middle east if I become U.S. President.”
How is it going so far, Mr President?
7 years later the Middle East is in much worse shape.

Which brings us to verse 73 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

“I’ll bring peace to Middle East,”

The Caliphate my friend, the Beast.

ISIS has their slaughter feast.

The great Antichrist  is soon released.

 

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Mark Steyn testimony before the Senate, Dec. 8. A Limerick.

On Dec 8 Mark Steyn testified before the U.S. Senate sub-committee on space, science and competitiveness, led by Sen. Ted Cruz.

Mark Steyn on the Climate of Change

in Congress where things are so strange.

Michael Mann with his shtick,

Sheldon Whitehouse’s clique,

heard truth from a Steyn at close range.

The clip is one of the best arguments for sanitation of the climate debate.

Humorous? Yes, Entertaining? Yes, a well delivered rebuke. Listen:

 

A complete transcript of his initial testimony can be found at:

Mark Steyn’s illuminating and entertaining testimony to the Cruz hearing on climate today

Verse 72 of the Obama Impeachment song. The ISIS war scam.

Verse 72 of the Obama Impeachment song. The ISIS war scam.

 Guy Benson | Dec 07, 2015 on Townhall.com shared the following tweet:

Talked 2 an old friend, snr IC official – who said on : “If the public knew the truth, Obama would be impeached.” Friend’s a Dem, btw.

The present “war” on ISIS has been and still is at a level designed to maximize recruitment for ISIS. Much of the equipment in ISIS possession is taken from troops supported by the U.S. that either fled or joined ISIS. The ISIS headquarters were never attacked, nor was their major revenue source, the oil.

This leads to verse 72 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

If they knew how bad I am,

My Foreign Policy flimflam.

War on ISIL? Just a scam.

Impeach me, I am but what I am.

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Verse 71 of the Obama Impeachment song. Gun control, no more coal, everyone on the dole.

Verse 71 of the Obama Impeachment song. Gun control, no more coal, everyone on the dole.

“The one thing we do know is that we have a pattern now of mass shootings in this country that has no parallel anywhere else in the world, and there’s some steps we could take, not to eliminate every one of these mass shootings, but to improve the odds that they don’t happen as frequently.”— President Obama, on CBS Evening News, Dec. 2, 2015.

Is he right? Here are statistics from 12 developed countries, 10 of which have much more restrictive gun laws than the U.S.  United States is in the middle of the list.

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This leads to verse 71 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

All I want is Gun Control

and no more of that old King Coal.

Total power is my goal

let everyone else be on the dole.

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Verse 70 of the Obama Impeachment song. Confiscate all legal guns!

Verse 70 of the Obama Impeachment song. Confiscate all legal guns.

In Paris where gunmen had slaughtered 132 and wounded over 350… with guns… President Barack Obama was asked to comment on the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooting. His answer was:  “I mean, I say this every time we’ve got one of these mass shootings; this just doesn’t happen in other countries.”

This leads to verse 70 of the Obama Impeachment song (as if sung by President Barack Hussein Obama to the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

Only here do people kill

with guns, I must this myth instil.

No more legal guns, my will.

The criminals guns will fill the bill.

Here is the complete impeachment song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

If Pilgrims were refugees, are Refugees Pilgrims? A Limerick.

President Obama said yesterday that the Pilgrims were refugees, too.

What he is really saying is that the refugees are pilgrims, advancing the doctrine of the Islamic totalitarian Caliphate worldwide.
Way to go.
“The Pilgrims were refugees too.”

Are refugees Pilgrims? Who knew?

For the Caliphate’s sake

they spread death in their wake.

That’s how their dominion once grew.

In this Thanksgiving season we are to count our blessings and give thanks. A thankful spirit is a healing spirit. But Jihadists among the refugees is hard to give thanks for. But the admonition from scripture (1 Thessalonians 5:18) is :  in everything give thanks; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. Notice that it does not say for everything, but in everything. Even Jonah gave thanks with a song of thanksgiving (Jonah 2:10) when he was in the belly of the big fish.

Thanks. Now I feel much better.