New record for the fewest tornadoes Nov 14 thanks to increasing CO2! A Limerick.

The fewest tornadoes this year

No cause for alarmists to cheer

For the CO2 rise

makes for more peaceful skies

the climate change blessings are here.

A new absolute low for tornadoes as of Nov 14 was set:

tornadoesThe most interesting plot is showing

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The Swedish Chef attacked by irate Muslims because ha looked like Trump. A Limerick.

The Swedish chef hit, broke his nose

Three Muslims attacked with hard blows

Anders Vendel, great cook

looked like Trump at first look.

In Sweden where Trump hatred grows.

So, who is this great Swedish chef?

No, not him, although he looks a little like Trump, but with moustache.

This is the great Swedish Chef, making pork sausage.vendel

Anders Vendel, a famous chef, restaurant owner and TV star from Malmö, Sweden, was savagely beaten by three “Muslim” men because they thought he looked like “Mr. Trump”, Sydsvenskan ,a regional newspaper reports.

In a Facebook post that was later removed, Mr. Vendel – who is a well-known anti-Racist figure and a star of the TV show “The Struggle of the Chefs”– described the brutal assault that took place early Saturday morning in a late-night fast food restaurant in Malmö.

“I am in the emergency room as of a couple of hours ago awaiting X-rays. I was beaten up by three Muslim men between the ages of 25-35. They thought I bore a resemblance to Mr. Trump.”

“Two of the men grabbed my arms from behind and the third one started punching me all over the face. I tried to defend myself with my legs. After receiving about 20 fists to my face, I fell down to the floor. All three then started kicking me as much as they could in my face and head. I now have a broken nose, bumps, a clogged eye, mouth, lips and jaw. Even a broken right thumb,” he continued.

Anna Göransson, press officer at the police control center in Malmö, confirmed to Sydsvenskan that the attack had taken place.

“The plaintiff was visiting a fast food restaurant and a stranger came up and started to hassle him. This resulted in a scuffle, and the unknown man hit the plaintiff with clenched fists. He fell to the floor and was kicked and received injuries to his face. He then was helped to the hospital,” she said.

Anders Vendel is one of the most famous people in the restaurant business in Malmö. He is known for having run the exclusive restaurant “Sture”. He sold that restaurant last spring and now works at “The More Bistro”.

Here is dhe deleted facebook entry:

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A Coking Coal Limerick.

cooking-coalFrom Financial Times: The ability of policymakers in Beijing to roil global commodity markets has led to quite a rally in a key steel making ingredient that has caught consumers cold, but promises a profit windfall for the struggling mining industry.

The price of premium hard coking coal has more than doubled in the past six weeks to more than $200 a ton  as supplies have dwindled and buyers have scrambled to find cargoes in the spot market.

China is on the march:

The price of the cooking coal spikes.

Is China the cause of the hikes?

They’re preparing for war;

WW III at the door.

The change that Obama wrought. Yikes!

Who printed state secrets? The maid. A Limerick.

Sure Hillary has us betrayed:

Who printed state secrets? The maid.

With no clearance to roam

ran the Whitehaven home.

Security? Just a charade.

hill-mopAs secretary of state, Hillary Clinton routinely asked her maid to print out sensitive government e-mails and documents — including ones containing classified information — from her house in Washington, DC, e-mails and FBI memos show. But the housekeeper lacked the security clearance to handle such material.

In fact, Marina Santos was called on so frequently to receive e-mails that she may hold the secrets to E-mailgate — if only the FBI and Congress would subpoena her and the equipment she used.

Clinton entrusted far more than the care of her DC residence, known as Whitehaven, to Santos. She expected the Filipino immigrant to handle state secrets, further opening the Democratic presidential nominee to criticism that she played fast and loose with national security. http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/clinton-directed-her-maid-to-print-out-classified-materials/

 

FBI 99% sure the Clinton server hacked. A Limerick.

As reported by Lou Dobbs on Fox News:

Breaking new developments tonight in the FBI investigation. Investigators are now, as I said to you at the outset, 99% sure that as many as five foreign intelligence agencies, were able to hack into the Clinton email server and did put national security in jeopardy. That according to FBI sources. A direct contradiction, of course, of president Obama’s assertion to CBS News just last October.

The Hillary emails are hacked

by Russia and China ransacked.

What’s redacted they saw,

Yuuge security flaw.

It’s treason. The proof that we lacked.

One more verse to the Hillary Nursery rhyme: Cooked goose

The FBI has “reopened” the criminal investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server and other high crimes and misdemeanors.

This adds one more verse to the Hillary Nursery rhyme:

Hillary, Hillary, where have you been?

“It’s none of your business, for I am the queen.”

……more……………

Hillary, Hillary, is your goose cooked?

“I’m too big to jail, for the White House I’m booked.”

The whole nursery rhyme: https://lenbilen.com/2015/05/17/hillary-clinton-as-a-nursery-rhyme/

Climate change is now “Atmospheric Radicalization”. A Limerick.

Maybe governments will actually listen if we stop saying “extreme weather” & “climate change” & just say the atmosphere is being radicalized

 

The “Atmosphere Radicalized?”

Old “Climate Change” is now despised.

With this Washington speak

their hot air starts to reek

of Ozone. “Free radicals pride!”

Hillary Clinton loved Donald Duck trolls. A Limerick

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“In the end, it was the candidate, Hillary Clinton, the future president of the United States, who wanted ducks on the ground. So by God we would get ducks on the ground,” said Robert Creamer, an activist and husband of Democratic Rep. Jan Schakowsky of Illinois, in an undercover video released by James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas Action.

Robert Creamer, a convicted felon that has visited the White House 342  times and Obama himself some 40 times, was fired from the Democraic campaign as a lower level operator, not for this but for organizing voter fraud.

The Wikileaks most recent hack:

Hillary shows she is a quack

Her campaign gone amok

Conjure up Donald duck!

A typical trolling attack.