A fishy slimy limerick about Obama in Bristol Bay.

obama_salmonAn Obama in Bristol Bay scoop:

Was it milt, was it roe, was it poop?

For the salmon did squirt

on his shoe, looked like dirt.

That’s Obama for you, – nincompoop.

“That’s a nice looking fish,” Obama said as he spoke with two Alaskan women on the shore of Bristol Bay.

The president took hold of the salmon, inserting his fingers beneath the gills, and that’s when the fish let loose.

“You see that? Something got on my shoes. He was spawning a bit,” Obama said. “He was happy to see me.”
Source: http://www.wnd.com/2015/09/alaskan-salmon-nails-obama/#sISTWq5Ddjmtysm6.99

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lenbilen

Engineer, graduated from Chalmers Technical University a long time ago with a degree in Technical Physics. Career in Aerospace, Analytical Chemistry, and chip manufacturing. Presently adjunct faculty at PSU, teaching one course in Computer Engineering, the Capstone Course.

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