The nemesis of ISIS, the boar, a Limerick.

As ISIS wage war of Jihad

What’s worse than be killed by Assad?

To be killed by a boar,

path to heaven no more.

Their courage was but a façade.

For a Radical Islamist, the goal is to get to heaven.

The normal five pillars of Islam are not enough, they never know if  they have been sincere enough to get to heaven. But there are ways to improve the odds.

First, spread the reach of Islam by emigration and converting the countries to Islam and enact Sharia Law.

Better yet, join ISIS and die a martyr’s death fighting Jihad.

In the meantime you can exercise Sharia law in the conquered territories, decapitate or crucify Christians, lop one hand and one foot off common thieves, rape women infidels, in short, do what led to the early successes after 632 A.D, keeping the surrounding tribes in fear till they surrender.

There are a few pitfalls, If they get killed by a woman soldier they will not go to heaven. The Kurds have set up battalions of female soldiers, and ISIS turn and run when they meet a female platoon.

The ISIS are cowards, they flee

when women as soldiers they see.

For they go right to hell

if they die, that’s the spell.

CIC Sarah Palin to be?

The only thing worse is to come in contact with a pig. Then you are unclean and there is no longer any possibility to enter heaven, instead you do go directly to hell, This happened a couple of days ago:

Three Islamic State terrorists have reportedly been killed by a stampeding herd of wild boars during a failed attempt to set up an ambush in Northern Iraq.

According to Iraqi News, the trio of militants were killed on Sunday night after an altercation with the wild beasts in southern Kirkuk. Quoting local sources, The Times reports that the boars also injured a further five militants in the bitterly contested area.

 

 

 

 

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Engineer, graduated from Chalmers Technical University a long time ago with a degree in Technical Physics. Career in Aerospace, Analytical Chemistry, and chip manufacturing. Presently adjunct faculty at PSU, teaching one course in Computer Engineering, the Capstone Course.

2 thoughts on “The nemesis of ISIS, the boar, a Limerick.”

  1. Dieing in hijra whether by accident or illness such as cholera, is a ticket to Jannah. I do not recall seeing anything in the hadith or shari’ah about disqualification by being killed by a woman.

    The martyr is saved from the first drop of blood. Escaping not only jannahm but the torments of the grave.

    Lets push back: Tell President Trump to designate Islam:
    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/designate-islam-international-terrorist-organization

    1. ISIS is not only strict followers of the Quran, they are also full of folklore and superstition, with good and bad jinns everywhere. The Kurds are a proud people, whether good Kurds in Iraq, persecuted Kurds in Iran, bad Kurds in Turkey or rebel Kurds in Syria, they are one people, fighting for their own country. In their territory is the Ark landing place, and the garden of Edem. They have the tree of knowledge of good and evil, and ISIS fear them, Erdogan and Assad hate them more than ISIS, and they are our freedom fighters. The situation is complicated. The Kurds are Muslims, but their old traditions are stronger. I an with Governor Sarah Palin: “Let Allah sort if out”.

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