21 questions for Hillary Clinton. (Age adjusted for the audience)

 

Hillary, Hillary, where have you been? 

“It’s none of your business, for I am the queen.”

Hillary, Hillary, what did you see?

“I saw heads of states so that they would fund me.”

Hillary, Hillary, what did you do?

“No evidence found that there was quid pro quo.”

Hillary, Hillary, what did you say?

“It’s old news by now, won’t you please go away.”

Hillary, Hillary, when did you lie?

“Benghazi for starters, I have a supply.”

Hillary, Hillary, what did you write?

“Deleted my e-mails to give you my spite.”

Hillary, Hillary, why do you run?

“Entitled I am, it’s my turn in the sun.”

Hillary, Hillary, what do you eat?

“Genetically modified food ’til I bleat.”

Hillary, Hillary, what’s with your hair?

“Blond coloring hides I’m an old, graying mare.”

Hillary, Hillary, why did you speak?

“To take all the cash from the poor and the weak.”

Hillary, Hillary, do you love life?

“Not if they’re unborn, abort with a knife.”

Hillary, Hillary, why did you cry?

“I was broke and in debt, it was hard to get by.”

Hillary, Hillary, what was your fee?

“For the students, two millions, I’m cheap, don’t you see?”

Hillary, Hillary, what was the deal?

“Our Uranium to Russia, Bill had a great spiel.”

Hillary, Hillary, why all the lies?

“Maybe, just maybe, I’m Lord of the flies.”

Hillary, Hillary, what’s classified?

“I’ve no idea, I’ve nothing to hide.”

Hillary, Hillary, what is the day?

“Bloody Tuesday it is. I’m a witch. Hip, Hooray!!”

Hillary, Hillary, what’s classified?

“I really don’t know, I have nothing to hide.”

Hillary, Hillary, are you contrite?

“If I say ‘I am Sorry’, it makes all wrongs right.”

Hillary, Hillary, are you for real?

“My focus group gives me that warm, homespun feel.”

Hillary, Hillary, are you confused?

“Often I am, but I’m never amused.”

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lenbilen

Engineer, graduated from Chalmers Technical University a long time ago with a degree in Technical Physics. Career in Aerospace, Analytical Chemistry, and chip manufacturing. Presently adjunct faculty at PSU, teaching one course in Computer Engineering, the Capstone Course.

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