Secret Service spooks are disguising themselves as farmers to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit in Northern Ireland for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.
Protecting Obama in Ireland:
Pretend that you are but a farmhand
Brand new tractors they bought,
But the spooks never thought
How stupid they looked on the farmland.