Eating hotdogs and beans is becoming dangerous. What to do?

It is not easy eating right these days. A large French study indicated that eating processed food increases mortality rates by 14%.

A favorite, low cost food in the U.S is hot dogs and beans.

Here is the Limerick:

It’s true that you are what you eat

and hot dogs are just processed meat.

But the Climate Change crowd

say it clear, say it loud.

With beans you fart methane – more heat.