Rand Paul at congressional hearing. A limerick.

The wormlight is good for us I have been told.

Soon it’s the only light left to be sold.

Our future seems stark

We’re held in the dark.

With no more of drilling we’re left in the cold.

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Complain ‘bout the loo-flush was what he did do,

Others chimed in, “ours don’t work well too”

But Paul was unfazed

Eyebrows were raised

For he dared to say: You dumb bureaucrats, Boo!