Health care, death panel, stimulus bill, Limerick.

Obama’s health care speech: First, I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits — either now or in the future. (Applause.) I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period. And to prove that I’m serious, there will be a provision in this plan that requires us to come forward with more spending cuts if the savings we promised don’t materialize.

 H.R. 1 (more commonly known as the Recovery and Reinvestment Act, even more commonly known as the Stimulus Bill) allocates $1.1 billion (a pretty good slush fund, we must be a rich country) to fund the Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness Research. (aka Death Panel)

As Sarah was commenting on Fox News channel

On health care bill mentioned the two words: Death Panel.

But boy, was she wrong,

I’ll confirm with a song.

 The stimulus bill did enact the death panel.

A Limerick about Bill Clinton eulogizing Robert Byrd.

The last official KKK man is the senate was Robert Byrd. He held the distinction of voting against both black Supreme Court Justices. At His Funeral Bill Clinton performed an eulogy:

 

When Clinton does eulogies, he does it best.

As Byrd, KKK man at last has found rest. 

It sounds good, and still 

it is all about Bill.

To gain our favor, he truth does molest.