The impeachment song (Updated with Jihadists for deserter exchange)

The impeachment song: (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

The latest verse now deals with the Jihadists for deserter prisoner exchange:

Ten* Jihadists did I free

for one deserter**, look at me;

breaking laws for all to see;

You gave me your vote, it had to be.

The whole song now goes like this: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/
*Five Jihadists were released last year as a goodwill gesture to get the negotiations with the Taliban moving, then five more for the exchange.

** The charge of deserter is unproven. I chose to use it rather than the most probable term “defector”. I have to do it since Susan Rice prematurely declared he served with “honor and distinction” which is wrong to claim in the middle of an investigation.

The Obama impeachment song (updated with a VA hospital verse)

The impeachment song: (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

The latest verse now deals with the VA hospital scandal:
VA healthcare, it is said:
Deny, delay until they’re dead.
Be found out, it is my dread
my epitaph will state: You have been had.

The complete song: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

The earlier verses on this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4HcLMWbrz4&feature=player_detailpage

The train-wreck that is Obama-care. A Song.

Train-wreck, train-wreck, I despair. Train-wrecked is Obama-care.obamacarestamp

Website broke beyond repair.  It is Obama-scare.

 

I’ll be lost without health-care, Go without I would not dare

My old plans don’t have a prayer, too good to be deemed fair.

 

Cost is more than doubled too. No, Sebelius, that won’t do.

But her attitude comes through: “I do not work for you”.

 

Crony-ism to the sky, Obama gave his reason why:

“No-one is more mad than I.” Wasn’t  that a true reply?

 

Train-wreck, train-wreck, I despair. Train-wrecked is Obama-scare.

Common sense was never there.  But Obama doesn’t care.

One more phony verse to the Obama impeachment song.

One more verse to the Obama impeachment song:
When those phony scandals broke
I shrugged my head, I’m just a bloke.
It’s not lies, I just misspoke.
I fooled you twice, now we all are broke.
The complete song now goes as follows:
The impeachment song: (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)

https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/25/the-complete-obama-impeachment-song/

Shine over sea and land (Gläns över sjö och strand)

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Shine over sea and land, star in the distance,

Born by the Lord’s command for man’s assistance

Bethlehem’s Star whose rays

Lead where our Savior stays.

 

Shepherds behold the sight

In the midwinter night

Of that deep guiding light

Star shining clear and bright.

 

Night over Bethlehem, night over Zion;

Over in Western rim sets the Orion.

Shepherds that watch their sheep;

Child in a dreamless sleep –

 

Wakes with a glorious

Chorus of voices

God’s host victorious

With us rejoices.

The Obama impeachment song.

The impeachment song: (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”

Please impeach me, let me go

 I can’t usurp it any more

Make decisions is a chore

 and bargain, it is to me a bore.

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I believed in change and hope.

It changed for worse, I cannot cope

I began to sulk and mope

I am at the end of my  rope.

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I have had all I can take

Dethrone me now for goodness sake

Lest a bigger mess I make

 So check my credentials, I’m a fake.

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I was made in U.S.A.,

 but born in Kenya, so they say.

ineligible to play

commander, defrock me, don’t delay.

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Nothing I did was a hit.

I acted more like a nit-wit.

Dad was just a drunken Brit.

Depose me, I’m not allowed to quit.

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Please, I am but one lame duck

The grizzly moms have too much pluck

I am scared they’ll go amok

So boot me, your country starts to suck.

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Sacrificed the SEAL team six

I heaved them all the old deep-six

 Add Grand Treason to the mix

Disbar me! This dog has no more tricks.

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Fast and Furious was my pace

And that’s how I would win the race.

It did blow up in my face

So launch me somewhere to outer space.

Fourteen more verses (I keep adding impeachable offenses) are found in:

https://lenbilen.com/2014/06/17/two-more-verses-to-the-impeachment-song/

The song keeps growing and has now 18 verses:

https://lenbilen.com/2014/10/30/sharyl-atkisson-the-latest-verse-in-the-impeachment-song/

And now it has 21 verses:

https://lenbilen.com/2014/11/26/obama-changes-the-law-so-illegal-aliens-can-get-obamacare-verse-21-in-the-impeachment-song/

Now it has 22 verses:https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/05/verse-22-of-the-obama-impeachment-song-obama-the-muslim-brother/

Verse 23: https://lenbilen.com/2015/02/14/verse-23-of-the-impeachment-song-the-surprising-loss-of-yemen/

Lies, damned lies, Statistics and Climate Forecasting. A song.

It is hard to make predictions – especially about the future (Yogi Berra, Niels Bohr, et al.)

The Met Office has caused a storm of controversy after it was revealed their £30million supercomputer designed to predict climate change is one of Britain’s worst polluters. The massive machine – the UK’s most powerful computer with a whopping 15 million megabytes of memory – was installed in the Met Office’s headquarters in Exeter, Devon. With a total peak performance approaching 1 PetaFlop — equivalent to over 100,000 PCs and over 30 times more powerful than what was in place before. It is capable of 1,000 billion calculations every second to feed data to 400 scientists and uses 1.2 megawatts of energy to run – enough to power more than 1,000 homes.

So what glorious new and accurate information are they producing now?

Met Office Initial Assessment of Risk for Winter 2010/11 This covers the months of November, December and January 2010/11, this will be updated monthly through the winter and so probabilities will change. Temperature 3 in 10 chance of a mild start 3 in 10 chance of an average start 4 in 10 chance of a cold start Precipitation 3 in 10 chance of a wet start 3 in 10 chance of an average start 4 in 10 chance of a dry start Summary: There is an increased risk for a cold and wintry start to the winter season. Looking further ahead beyond this assessment there are some indications of an increased risk of a mild end to the winter season.

I am really impressed by their newfound forecasting ability. So impressed I have written a new lyrics to Merle Travis song: Sixteen tons (Popularized by Tennessee Ernie Ford)

Some people say people are made outta mud

Global warmists they are, they are chewing their cud,

Chewing their cud and follow Al Gore

A mind that’s a-weak can you ask for much more?

More than one megawatt, and what do you get?

Another prognosis and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don’t you call ’em ’cause you must let ‘em be

They sold their souls to the IPCC.

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They came in one mornin’ when the sun didn’t shine

They picked up their papers and continued the grind

They had  sixteen conditions, mostly falsified bull

And the straw boss said “Well, a-bless my soul”.

More than one megawatt, and what do you get?

Another prognosis and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don’t you call ’em ’cause you must let ‘em be

They sold their souls to the IPCC.

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They came in one mornin’, it was drizzlin’ rain

the prognosis had failed them again and again

The boss harshly told them, You will do many more

Do as I tell you, and agree with Al Gore.

More than one megawatt, and what do you get?

Another prognosis and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don’t you call ’em ’cause you must let ‘em be

They sold their souls to the IPCC.

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The cold snap we’re having now, it just cannot last

and hidin’ the warming that occurred in the past

Their ol’  man Mann and his hockey stick.

With conditions like this nothing ever will click.

More than one megawatt, and what do you get?

Another prognosis and deeper in debt

 Saint Peter don’t you call ’em ’cause you must let ‘em be

They sold their souls to the IPCC.