This is the whole impeachment song: Imagine President Obama singing it! (To the tune of “Please release me, let me go”)
1. Please impeach me, let me go
I can’t usurp it any more
Make decisions is a chore
and bargain, it is to me a bore.
I believed in change and hope.
It changed for worse, I cannot cope
I began to sulk and mope
I am at the end of my rope.
I have had all I can take
Dethrone me now for goodness sake
Lest a bigger mess I make
So check my credentials, I’m a fake.
I was made in U.S.A.,
but born in Kenya, so they say.
Ineligible to play
commander, defrock me, don’t delay.
Nothing I did was a hit.
I acted more like a nit-wit.
Dad was just a drunken Brit.
Depose me, I’m not allowed to quit.
Please, I am but one lame duck
The grizzly moms have too much pluck
I am scared they’ll go amok
So boot me, your country starts to suck.
Sacrificed the SEAL team six
I heaved them all the old deep-six
Add Grand Treason to the mix
Disbar me! This dog has no more tricks.
Fast and Furious was my pace
And that’s how I did win the race.
It did blow up in my face
So launch me somewhere to outer space.
In Benghazi people died
And Hillary and Rice both lied.
I was AWOL, went to hide.
So face it: I’ve joined the other side.
AP bothered me with facts.
I spied on all their phone contacts.
That’s how a thin-skinned guy reacts,
My next move? Guantanamo barracks.
IRS was my best friend.
With thugs on which I did depend.
But they failed me in the end.
So jail me, or this will never end.
When those phony scandals broke
I shrugged my head, I’m just a bloke.
It’s not lies, I just misspoke.
I fooled you twice, now we all are broke.
VA healthcare, it is said:
Deny, delay until they’re dead.
Be found out, it is my dread
my epitaph will state: You have been had.
Ten Jihadists did I free
for one deserter, look at me;
breaking laws for all to see;
You gave me your vote, it had to be.
Children crossing Rio Grande;
As shields they get the welcome hand;
Open borders for my band;
Jihadists, and thugs will rule your land.
Lois Lerner lost her mail.
My IRS began to fail.
Soon I am no chief to hail,
Guantanamo next – and post no bail!
Open borders was my thing
Of amnesty for all I sing.
And Jihadists here to bring
I wanted to be Caliph and King.
Sharyl Atkisson was framed.
We planted secrets, she’ll be blamed.
But, she found out what we aimed.
A Quisling I am, but not ashamed.
Amnesty by my decree,
myself an alien, don’t you see
I’m Emp’ror, no laws apply to me.
In Ferguson, show no remorse;
I gave advice: “You stay the course”.
Arson, riots, join “the force”.
Alinsky has been my best resource.
I just changed the law, beware,
Illegals get Obamacare.
You are rich, you all can share
with aliens, impeach me if you dare.
I’m a Muslim Brother now,
as they declared Jihad somehow,
after White House sweet powwow.
What’s left of my bark: A weak bowwow.
Yemen loss was a surprise,
And my successes were but lies.
This will lead to my demise,
I never was worth my Nobel Prize.
No Islamic terror here;
Extremism is more severe.
Ownership of guns my fear.
I am who I am, – is that so queer?
Climate change our biggest threat,
If worse, I will break out a sweat.
Global Governance, you bet!
My war on King Coal not over yet.
Battle secrets, what the heck,
I spill the beans to make a wreck.
I give ISIS my full deck
of plans for my Mosul sneak attack.
Internet must be controlled,
to keep the sheeple in their fold.
Otherwise free speech takes hold,
my treason will be forever told.
I am King, will not recant;
Jeh Johnson is my sycophant.
I give orders, rap this rant:
“Give voice to the plight of Muslims” chant.
Netanyahu’s speech destruct,
While ISIS peacefully abduct,
And Iran the Bomb construct.
My absolute power all corrupt.
Christians killed in Middle East.
It doesn’t bother me the least.
Give Iran the nuclear beast.
“Religion of Peace” will have a feast.
Raising taxes on my own
Contempt for Congress I have shown.
All the money I have blown,
Now China demands: Repay our loan.
Twenty years in Wright’s Church pews;
I never listened to his views.
Found out everything through news.
I”m hopeless, this is my best excuse.
Waste and fraud: Obamacare
My Music Videos to share
No expenses did I spare
Spent Millions, impeach me if you dare.
Hezbollah, a peaceful clan;
And no more terror from Iran;
Making nukes is not their plan.
Let U.N. decide, I’m not your man.
Netanyahu still did win
I tried my best to do him in
T’was a blunder worse than sin
I’m headed for history’s dust bin.
Netanyahu got my bile.
Congratulate is not my style.
Sorest loser in a while,
I can’t even try to reconcile.
My Jihad against the Jews:
I gave their secrets to the news.
Jarrett gives me all my clues
So try to impeach; what’s your excuse?
Iran won, I showed my hand;
Their non-negotiable demand:
Blast away the promised land.
The “final solution” is at hand.
All my “facts” are lies and spin
the Mullahs said with gleeful grin.
In this pact Islamists win,
my treasonous acts will do me in.
China’s new investment bank;
are our banks about to tank?
U.S. influence just sank.
Oblivion? You have but me to thank.
The first few verses are on this video:
Many verses have comments that give the background to the verse: